ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.

BELOW: Gay podcast, Trump's Georgia plot exposed, JoJo is GayGay, Bernie's meme raises bucks for charity, inside Putin's castle and more ...

ABOVE: Eric (Head-)Turner and his Oryx line.

BELOW: Keep reading for Matt Gaetz's proposal, the real James Beard, Sasse sasses anti-Electoral College Republicans and more ...

The dude squatting was paid to do this. (Image via Instagram Stories)

ABOVE: Steve Grand had been leaning away from doing a calendar shoot this year. Happily, he leaned back into it.

BELOW: Bluntest interviewer ever interviewed, naked daredevil, gay BJ on network TV and more ...

ABOVE: Vote, baby!

BELOW: Keep reading for Cheyenne Jackson's arms, Madison Cawthorn's racist web site, Trump's polling in North Carolina, nothing like Coke and more ...

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♬ Stayin' Alive - From "Saturday Night Fever" Soundtrack - Bee Gees

ABOVE: I'm torn on TikTok. On the one hand, I think the world could use frivolity, and I'm all for anyone who's able to make a buck doing very little. On the other hand, I'm usually vaguely embarrassed watching people dance around for no reason, with no wit or insight. The above guy, at the very least, has the good light.

BELOW: Naked reality star, Carrey's problematic Biden, gay right-winger giving cover to Trump at the CDC and more ...

ABOVE: Get your CHULO on.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot models, Amy Coney Barrett's bullshit, a Long Island gay bashing over shoes, Fauci vs. Trump, Trump workin' it to the Village People and more end-of-the-world scenarios ...

ABOVE: Also, he has a gigantic ... personality (Work Unfriendly). No, really! (Work Unfriendly) If you like that sort of thing.

BELOW: Keep reading for ...

ABOVE: It's about a foot.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked wrestler, Trump's debate disaster, Tim Scott's approval of racism, Trump's mask outlaws, the real-life inspiration for Harold in The Boys in the Band and more ...