ABOVE: This is how you honor Abraham Lincoln, not by being a Republican and pretending his presidency has anything in common with the current GOP.

BELOW: Keep reading for an out swimmer, Stone sentenced, Trump's lovefest with Oracle and more ...

ABOVE: One day, Ashley Longshore will be seen as another Da Vinci.

BELOW: Keep reading for dad dong, Louganis's Speedo reunion and butts to watch out for ...

ABOVE: I hope Parson Brown will do the job next time he's in town.

BELOW: Keep reading for Henry Cavill's parched muscles, Trump recalls an ambassador who was too pro-LGBTQ, foreskins stuffed with M&Ms and more ...

ABOVE: A good going-out look.

BELOW: Keep reading for shirtless selfies, impeachment momentum, Hallmark folded on bigotry and more ...

"We're coming for you Paul & Mitch." "Do you think Appalachian women like me with steel in our backbones will yield?" #Onward2020 #KYGov#KYSenpic.twitter.com/SCEV9VgCtp

— vlh (@coton_luver) November 6, 2019

She's Portia Boulger, and a major Bernie Sanders fan. GREAT speaker. This may not be a current clip (she references Paul Ryan), but it's moving.

ABOVE: He voted!

BELOW: Keep reading for all the bad news — if you're Trump ...

ABOVE: The lies we tell ourselves.

BELOW: Henry Cavill nude in a tub, Boy George out of his depth, gay man executed so he wouldn't get to enjoy male rape and more ...

ABOVE: Mood!

BELOW: Keep reading for the hottest Superman ever, Trump trashes NYC, Beto's out, Lizzo scared to death and more ...