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Live, a Kentucky caller made it through to Sen. Rand Paul and told him to “get fucked.”

Satisfying.

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ABOVE: Gee, I recall Zac Efron saying he got too shredded when prepping for Baywatch, but it sure looks like he's back into the swim of things.

BELOW: Keep reading for Lil Nas X, big fat cheater Mitch McConnell, outrage over a roast and more...

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ABOVE: A new model who is bulging with talent: Ryan Manick.

BELOW: Keep reading for gay immigration news, the practicality of the occasional closet, Mitch McConnell's outlaw wife, SAG's shrinkage and more ...

ABOVE: I really, really, really, really, really, really like you.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's acquittal (for now) by the Senate (forever), a new gay movie with the late Cloris Leachman, hot men in kilts and more ...

ABOVE: My kind of lounge act.

BELOW: Keep reading for shirtless firefighters, a cravenly corrupt GOP cadre, remembering Sal Mineo and more ...

ABOVE: All your fave Saturday-morning classics.

BELOW: Keep reading for Mitch denouncing Marjorie Taylor Greene (obliquely), AOC coming out as an abuse survivor and more ...

ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.

BELOW: Gay podcast, Trump's Georgia plot exposed, JoJo is GayGay, Bernie's meme raises bucks for charity, inside Putin's castle and more ...

ABOVE: Eric (Head-)Turner and his Oryx line.

BELOW: Keep reading for Matt Gaetz's proposal, the real James Beard, Sasse sasses anti-Electoral College Republicans and more ...