ABOVE: Boyfriend twins, dual thirst traps and taint two-pack.

BELOW: Nolan Gould is old enough to drool over, news anchor comes out and announces engagement, John Waters at Bear Week and more ...

ABOVE: Say Ben!

BELOW: Keep reading for a soccer player show-off, Trump's hissy fit, Harriet Tubman's snub and more ...

ABOVE: You'll want to Gage his many talents.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sugar baby lawsuit, accidental locker-room nudity, someone's hot son and more ...

Above: Just because.

Below: Keep readning for a naked TV actor, a Taboo re-do, a surprise autobiography, Roseanne still stumping for Trump and more ...

President Obama speaks out forcefully for gay rights in Kenya.

Woman fingers cousin as incestuous firestarter.

Brooke Hogan's delusional, juvenile poem defending racist daddy. 

So now it's not even wrong to seethe the N-word? And do we ALL do that in private?

You will NEVER forget seeing THIS.

Gov. Jindal nixes gun-control talk. If not now, when?

Trump's White House would look like ... what???

Another one bites le dust.

MERDE: This awesome magazine is bankrupt. 

Meryl Streep ... rock star?

These pigs have won the fucking lottery.

Vegas hotel fire aided by fake plants, thatched cabanas.

Revolting overreach on already questionable HIV-spread laws.

Gregor Dimitrov is single. 

She has no time for lying-ass apologists for the well-off.

THIS is how you shut down a damned liar: Maureen Taylor does it Detroit-style.

16yo homophobe Nash Grief is #1 on Vine, says AIDS = FAGS.

(BTW, Grier also uses the word “nigga”—that got Madonna in trouble—& no one cares.)

Mel Gibson and Gary Oldman are fuckin' in love.

60+ arrested during Nairobi gay-bar raid.

Zach and Frankie are Big Brother's first showmance: Zrankie.

I always say, where there is an unemployed straight guy, there is the opportunity to build a gay bridge.

Guy falls asleep, gets ridiculed, sues for $10 million.

Now THESE are some power-thighs.

If The View hires Sarah Palin, I'll never watch again. Rosie be damned.

Palin thinks Obama should be impeached. Eyeroll.

The name “Redskins” is indefensible, hence, defending it is a thankless job.

Alexander Skarsgard can't keep his clothes on. (Work Unfriendly)

Kids react to a vintage Game Boy:

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