ABOVE: Sam Asghari got himself a dog. And supposedly, it is in the picture above.

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I almost think he's showing off on purpose. (Image via video stills)

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He's bisexual, he's sexually fluid, he's Paulie. (Images via video still & Instagram)

ABOVE: Paulie Calafiore comes out as bisexual. See BELOW.

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ABOVE: Didn't get hotter than him.

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Foot-longing (Images via Instagram)

ABOVE: Maluma offers up tits, feet and basket.

 

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ABOVE: Dig that cuh-razy chest hair!

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ABOVE: Leo's almost 50?!

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ABOVE: Self-effacing.

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