ABOVE: Throw in the towel already. Please!

A bonus pic of a hot guy — do you recognize this early porn star?! (Image via vintage scan)

BELOW: Keep reading for Greg Berlanti's Don't Say Gay speech, enhanced penalties for Trump, Rachel Zegler not invited to the Oscars and more...

ABOVE: Also, he has a gigantic ... personality (Work Unfriendly). No, really! (Work Unfriendly) If you like that sort of thing.

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ABOVE: Happy b'day, Blair.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Daley's tits and pits, a disgraceful ejection of trans women from a bar, the tale of two male lovers who perished on the Titanic and more ...

Loved that shape 🤦‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/46rmNyjYKU

— Paul Cassidy (@PaulCassidyReal) January 31, 2019

ABOVE: Paul Cassidy shows off his shape.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot Guadagnino, Kim Davis's hefty bill and more ...

Human garbage Kim Davis is losing her race in Kentucky. The virulently gay bridge-troll has traveled to Romania to talk up her beliefs about jailing gay people, so this is a nice win.

Above: Flight-suit heaven.

Below: Keep reading for Bryce Hall's package, Sarah Paulson defending her May/December love,  Trump's diplomatic blunder, new gay lines from H&M and American Apparel, gay candidate loses in Kentucky, Shawn Mendes's new album has no pronouns, and more ...

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The man running to unseat Kim Davis in Kentucky, David Ermold, granted TMZ an interview, in which he comes off as a way bigger person that you or I ...

British Reality Star Goes Full Monty

Taylor Swift Retribution

HOT Businessman

Kim Davis Running Again, fer Chrissakes

Strub Is Mayor!

RIP Roy Halladay

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