ABOVE: Trump's got so many court challenges coming at him, he'll feel like every pussy he ever grabbed.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ivanka's stinginess with the crapper, Trump's send-off dreams, Biden's relief plan, Mrs. Rogers dies and more ...

ABOVE: Via Socialite Life ... THIS, THIS is how you promote a kids' book.

BELOW: Keep reading for Andy Cohen's dirty trick against Anderson Cooper's titties, Melania's former bestie taped her racist ass and more ...

ABOVE: Shy type, apparently.

BELOW: Keep reading for an Instagram newbie, Trump's rapturous Indian reception, a Nightmare on Ice, a homophobe gets what she deserves and more ...

ABOVE: The second most exciting person at the Madonna show last night.

BELOW: Keep reading for a DNA darling, a #1 singer comes out and more ...

ABOVE: Doing a few lines.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harris Dickinson shirtless, Cohen comin' for Trump, gaping marketing ploys and more ...

Above: Imagine Dragons singer Dan Reynolds got seriously jacked.

 

Below: Latin American Pride, criticizing the NYT, Bear Week,  Shawn Mendes and Arthur Nury leaks, Jeremy McClain on vogueing, shutting down the Dan Ryan, and more ...

Above: There really is only one.

Below: Out boxer to Chicago Pride, Manafort off to jail, Trump off his meds, and Sarah Paulson's Madonna-fangirl moment ...

Above: Beautiful, pre-fame Madonna blows a spit bubble.

Below: Keep reading for Troye Sivan's allegedly taboo love affair, a Céline jukebox musical parody, a cake with one hell of a message, a hilarious Claws Ru-cap, and the insane way Trump is blowing it with North Korea ...