ABOVE: Washing that man right outta his hair.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's loony Fox call, Luke Evans's new album, a Russian man accused of child sexual assault for talking to kids about being gay and more ...

ABOVE: Brief wardrobe.

BELOW: Keep reading for a rugby booty god, a new chance to kneecap Brexit, Jami Gertz (just 'cuz), beefcake rhapsody and more ...

You wish ... (Images via John Duff)

John Duff, the booty-popping director, has been singing his ass on lately, and is skewering Kardashian kulture with his newest, “Rich” (get it here).

The video underscores the song's caustic take on our society's human fillers ...

ABOVE: Tyson Beckford is (pro-) gay, Kim.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cameron Dallas exposed, Madonna at 60, Trick 2, and much more ...

ABOVE: If you like that sorta thang.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Internet reacts to Kostas Garcia nekkid, Trump wants investigation into Trump ended, gay scholar gets GoFundMe help, death of a music legend, plus more ...

What does it take to grab his attention? Money and fame. Period. (Image via White House)

Trump did, as expected, commute the unfair sentence that had Alice Johnson rotting in prison for decades.

Above: Furry friends.

Below: Keep reading for the hottest nude Insta-boyfriends ever, Trump pardons another right-wing loon, Samantha Bee will see Ivanka next Tuesday, more Roseanne fallout, drag portraiture to die for, and more ...

Above and below: Same/same.

Keep reading for: Darren Criss swimming nekkid, a killer Bronski Beat cover, Trump continues to circle the drain (with Kanye leaving the sunken place in favor of the sunken race), #IStandWithJoyReid, Kylie dilemma, and catching a notoriously sadistic killer ...