ABOVE: Good problem to have.

BELOW: Seems like Kim Jong Un is probably dead (along with his surgeon), some killer abs, a story about Mr. Rogers encouraging an employee to stay closeted and more ...

ABOVE: Apparently, we don't have to let social distancing keep us from exercising, damn it.

BELOW: Keep reading for Daniel Newman's COVID-19 testing struggles, a heroic response to a cold-hearted mayor, a clever revisiting of Shaun of the Dead and much more ...

ABOVE: Washing that man right outta his hair.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's loony Fox call, Luke Evans's new album, a Russian man accused of child sexual assault for talking to kids about being gay and more ...

ABOVE: Brief wardrobe.

BELOW: Keep reading for a rugby booty god, a new chance to kneecap Brexit, Jami Gertz (just 'cuz), beefcake rhapsody and more ...

You wish ... (Images via John Duff)

John Duff, the booty-popping director, has been singing his ass on lately, and is skewering Kardashian kulture with his newest, “Rich” (get it here).

The video underscores the song's caustic take on our society's human fillers ...

ABOVE: Tyson Beckford is (pro-) gay, Kim.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cameron Dallas exposed, Madonna at 60, Trick 2, and much more ...

ABOVE: If you like that sorta thang.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Internet reacts to Kostas Garcia nekkid, Trump wants investigation into Trump ended, gay scholar gets GoFundMe help, death of a music legend, plus more ...

What does it take to grab his attention? Money and fame. Period. (Image via White House)

Trump did, as expected, commute the unfair sentence that had Alice Johnson rotting in prison for decades.