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Chris Appleton, celebrity hairstylist, and Lukas Gage, The White Lotus breakout star, confirmed they exchanged vows in Vegas over the weekend ... with Shania Twain and Kim Kardashian on hand as witnesses.

The images Appleton posted show the very new (four months!) couple in matching black ensembles exchanging vows:

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ABOVE: All hail the unfairly maligned Bond.

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ABOVE: Pretty funny, and yet still pretty hot.

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