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46 and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden (Image via video still)
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Put it away! (Image via video still)
This is the most appalling footage yet. It shows that Trump, Trump Jr., Kimberly Guilfoyle, Mark Meadows and the rest of the Trump cabal were watching Wednesday's protest — that they then whipped into insurrection a short while after — in the Capitol unfold in a party-like atmosphere, with pop music blaring.
Per The New York Times, Trump watched the actual insurrectionist acts with enjoyment ...
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Coked-up Jr. is only “reasonably thankful” for Guilfoyle. And says so to her face! (Image via video still)
The Christmas greetings from Donald Trump Jr. and his squeeze Kimberly Guilfoyle really make an amazing contrast with the one from the Bidens.
The couple acts like Michael Scott and Jan at that infamous house party — on the verge of beating each other in frustration ...
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Night 1 of the RNC was shrill, racist, charsma-challenged, deceitful and LOUD. Kimberly Guilfoyle's shrieking-harpy speech — delivered to an empty room — was a remarkable example of fascistic rhetoric, which was ironic because she was shrieking against totalitarianism.
She also declared herself a first-generation American, even though her mom was born in the U.S., in Puerto Rico. Nice to see she has adapted Trump's hatred of the island.
Make it a thing, America. #GuilfoyleChallenge pic.twitter.com/xHo8jNs2dT
— Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_) August 25, 2020
From Guilfoyle to white supremacist Charlie Kirk to gun-toting racists the McCloskeys, most of the speakers reminded viewers how awful the state of our union is, yet urged them to re-up for four more years of the man who brought us a runaway virus, a tanked economy, record unemployment and daily racial unrest.
“Nightmares are becoming real,” he said. Hoo-boy. (Image via video still/GIPHY)
This shit isn't going to work. These types of messages — THEY'RE GOING TO STEAL YOUR COUNTRY! — often do work, but not when they're delivered this nakedly, and by people who have been so widely discredited.
They promised an optimistic convention (Sen. Tim Scott Uncle Tommed it up, providing at least a positive tone, but Herschel Walker was enlisted to deliver the inspiring message that despite what you've all heard, Trump ISN'T a racist), like George H.W. Bush's that dispatched Michael Dukakis.
They delivered a creature feature.
It won't work.
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