ABOVE: I need a Dan.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles clapping back, Happiest Season kicking ass, Trump's own AG declaring there was no major election fraud, Trump's pre-emptive pardon spree news and more ...

ABOVE: Nick of time.

BELOW: Keep reading for Shawn Mendes showering, Luke Evans thirst-trapping, the effort to disbar Giuliani and more ...

ABOVE: I think they were a little kind to him.

BELOW: Keep reading for a smooth and naked Harry, Norway banning hate speech, Little Marco's next plan and more ...

ABOVE: KJ Apa has a great new spread in Rollacoaster Magazine.

BELONG: His thighs adored you, gay country, Nikki Haley lies for Trump and more ...

If you were worried about Britney Spears for any reason, take heart: She is probably getting all she can handle, at least in bed.

Spears's loverboy, Sam Asghari, felt the need to post a shirtless pic that oh-by-the-way flaunts his enormous package.

Keep reading to stare and drool, and for more hot links ...

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You hadda laff at Melissa McCarthy's balls-to-the-wall nailing of super-flustered White House press secretary Sean Spicer on SNL last night.

“Sit down, Glenn!” (Video still via NBC)

The idea that McCarthy, of all people, would take him on, was inspired, but her actual performance was up there with Bridesmaids among the ultimate best thing she's ever done.

Literally, a crappy impersonation (Video still via NBC)

I only hope people will stay angry along with laughing at this tool.

Do not miss it ...

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Kristen Stewart was the world's biggest pain in the ass to work with back when I ran a teen mag and she was the It girl of the moment, thanks to Twilight. In fact, even before the movie wrapped, she was sour to my bubbly reporter on the set, acquiescing to do a quick happy birthday video for my magazine's anniversary, but doing it with palpable contempt.

That's why I found it humorous that she skewered her too cool for school image in her SNL monologue last night, another reason I have to continually reassess her. (The other being her coolness about discussing her relationships with women and her acting, which I find to be top-notch over the years.)

But along with having a sense of humor about herself, Stewart also specifically referred to herself as “like, so gay, dude” in her monologue, and she skewered Donald Trump for his embarrassingly juvenile tweets about her.

Watch the killer monologue, which ends with an oopsy-daisy F-bomb ...

Touching speech from Merrick Garland on his nomination to SCOTUS.

Even if he fights the good fight till June, the math is not there for Bernie.

White House chooses trans woman as LGBT liaison.

Kristen Stewart spotted kissing and handholding with new GF.

Why James Duke Mason attended Nancy Reagan's funeral.

Sexy DJ James Cerne goes full-frontal in You're Killing Me. (Work Unfriendly)

James Cerne in You're Killing Me (Film still via OMG Blog/Wolfe Releasing)