ABOVE: What a body of work!

BELOW: Keep reading for a hunky Jesus Ken, abortion in Florida, Colton Underwood's underpants and more ...

ABOVE: Murder on the pelvic floor.

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BELOW: Keep reading for more of that guy, George Santos replaced by a Democrat and more ...

ABOVE: Man in motion.

BELOW: Keep reading for an ass to die for, amazing theater, RIP Trixie and more ...

ABOVE: Erik Estrada lets the CHiPs fall there they may.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked rugby stud, Zelensky's appeal to Congress and Biden, RIP to the sweet New Yorker shoved to death and more ...

ABOVE: You don't see many guys that big on a tennis court, yet here we are.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay classic, a QAnon love-in, Kristen Stewart's engagement and more ...

ABOVE: I need a Dan.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles clapping back, Happiest Season kicking ass, Trump's own AG declaring there was no major election fraud, Trump's pre-emptive pardon spree news and more ...

ABOVE: Nick of time.

BELOW: Keep reading for Shawn Mendes showering, Luke Evans thirst-trapping, the effort to disbar Giuliani and more ...

ABOVE: I think they were a little kind to him.

BELOW: Keep reading for a smooth and naked Harry, Norway banning hate speech, Little Marco's next plan and more ...