ABOVE: Aged beef.

BELOW: Keep reading for Matteo Lane, Barbra Streisand, Robert & Airyn De Niro and more ...

He's Anubace, and he'll dress you up in his love. (Image via Facebook)

ABOVE: Prince Leia.

BELOW: Keep reading for Madonna vs. Elton no more, Mike White on edging us and more ...

ABOVE: He's got the right stuff.

BELOW: Keep reading for Omar's butt, JD Vance wanting to marry Trump and more ...

ABOVE: Never-before-seen Joan Rivers test material that really ... goes there.

BONUS: Jane asked me for $50, checked my Venmo expenditures, then six minutes later asked for $25. This is why she has lasted so long — she adapts to change well. And change is all I have left.

The morning after ... (Images via gmail)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Parton food confab, Melania's sudden abortion fandom and more ...

ABOVE: I keep hearing that TikTok song emergency! emergency!

BELOW: Keep reading for the demise (?) of Mark Robinson, Kylie's next album and more ...

The original Cyn (Image via Ruven Afanador)

ABOVE: Cyndi Lauper's just-announced Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Farewell Tour goes on sale tomorrow (pre-sale). I loved the photo, and thought it belonged up top. On the Cyndi tip:

BELOW: Keep reading for Pride ups and downs, Kylie Minogue jumps on the country bandwagon, dogs and music and more ...

ABOVE: They had faces then. And we sat on them.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot suits, Kylie & Sia, the birth of Karl Lagerfeld and more ...

ABOVE: Julio Torres and Tilda Swinton vogue a li'l and call it a short film. Via OMG.BLOG!

BELOW: Keep reading for Don Lemon out-trolling the troll, soccer player engaged, Drake Bell revisits teen sexual abuse and more ...