How is this 23 years ago?! (Image via Burn!)

ABOVE: Anyone remember all those homoerotic workout mags of the '90s and '00s?!

BELOW: Keep reading for a foul shot-put spectator who demands to see proof of gender, Trump's cooked goose, Elon Musk, Jimmy Somerville and more ...

This insult, delivered by Elizabeth Taylor's character to Kim Novak's in "The Mirror Crack'd," is evergreen. Use it. Often. pic.twitter.com/DLmC8yLxEr

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) February 27, 2023

ABOVE: The late Elizabeth Taylor was born 91 years ago today. Kim Novak is still with us at 90.

BELOW: Keep reading for dead meat, why DeSantis is as evil as Trump, why Musk is more evil than both and more ...

@brauhala Backstage with #ArianaDebose, getting ready to do the thing at the BAFTAs. 🥳 #bafta #baftas #angelabassett ♬ original sound - Benjamin Rauhala

ABOVE: Ariana DeBose is, cat-like, saying: “I meant to do that!” re her campy BAFTAs opening. (Still bizarre she deleted socials. It wasn't that deep! It was bad, but in a fun way. Sounded like this.)

BELOW: Orlando Bloom's tits 'n' pits, vintage jockstrap fun, justice for Scott Johnson and more ...

ABOVE: It is, after all, the reason for the season.

BELOW: Keep reading for an all-growed-up hottie, Zelenskyy in the White House, a trans activist's suicide and more ...

ABOVE: Gay history, baby! (Come follow me on IG.)

BELOW: Keep reading for Brittney Griner, Joe Lando, Cardi B, Kanye West and a trans school board member heading for recess ...

ABOVE: What a beauty. Been 18 years since he died already!

BELOW: Keep reading for gay history, fascism in Italy, a tale of two traitors and more ...

ABOVE: And speaking of Fire Island, see below ...

ABOVE: Art attack.

BELOW: Sinema censured, Cuban drug deal, John Wesley Shipp-tease and more ...