ABOVE: Big man on campus.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Insta-stud who shows literally everything, Trump's Holocaust-y romance with barbed wire, Lorna Luft on A Star Is Born (all of them), the latest white lady to harass black people turns herself in and more ...

ABOVE: Shoot bait! More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for hairy hotness, Trump's Saudi Arabian ties, Melania declares herself the world's #1 biggest bullying victim, nekkid bros on the beach and more ...

I’m surprised @FLOTUS isn’t more adept at fending off a big orange elephant’s ass. She’s had to have many years of practice. pic.twitter.com/aW3d2RpjUo

— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) October 6, 2018

ABOVE: Melania better watch her ass, because a dead wife would go a long way toward giving Trump sympathy, and he is a sucker for stunts. Meanwhile, Susan Collins is undecided as to whether that pachyderm almost trampled that colonialist mannequin.

BELOW: Keep reading for a non-sexually harassed Shawn Mendes, a gladiator movie to make Joey tingle, Susan Collins calls Dr. Blasey Ford a liar, a referendum on whether Bradley Cooper is fuckable, gay lovebirds are songbirds and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Gaga speaks up for Dr. Ford on the eve of the votes that will all but ensure Kavanaugh's ascension to the SCOTUS.

BELOW: Keep reading for tons of hot men with VPLs, Murkowski's last stand, naked Mexican men tied to posts, Trump's toilet paper stroll and much, much more ...

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Bryan Hawn's newest video is a gentle parody of A Star Is Born (which comes out October 5, awash in good reviews) ...

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ABOVE: Into grass?

BELOW: Keep reading for Lindsey Graham's disgusting remarks, Adelante's sexy twofer, a very Chic Gaga, the new Guess boy and much, much more ...

Been a while ... (Images via record companies)

Check out Gr8erDays for a new timing-related mind-blower about the last time the biggest divas of the '50s-'90s tasted Top 10 success (and happy 70th to '70s goddess Olivia Newton-John)!

Plus, a whole list of famous people born the year Madonna's albums came out, and factoids like this:

Friends debuted in 1994, or 24 years ago. Watching reruns today would be like watching  Tbe Brady Bunch … in 1993. In other words, we should be less than two years away from a whacky The Friends Movie a la The Brady Bunch Movie, which arrived 26 years after the original series first aired.

Sure, Jan.

ABOVE: Beginning your day with the perfect end.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hotter Spider-Man than Tom Holland, the final chapter for EastSiders, gay basher caught, Kavanaugh continues to crumble (or is about to get forcibly seated on the SCOTUS), Keiynan Lonsdale's pronoun request takes root and much more ...