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President Biden at the signing ceremony, immediately after being sworn in. (Image via video still)

Inauguration Day went off without a hitch!

Some of the most memorable moments:

Biden's Speech

At just over 20 minutes, Biden's speech was delivered passionately and with clarity. The guy with the stutter who's been accused of having dementia knocked it out of the park — and spit poetry at the end:

Musical Performances

Lady Gaga (looking like a human Capitol of some sort — very operatic), J.Lo and Garth Brooks delivered the national anthem, “This Land Is Your Land”/“America the Beautiful”/“Let's Get Loud” (cheeky) and “Amazing Grace,” respectively. And respectfully:

The Actual Swearing-In Ceremonies

Biden and Harris were sworn in, and while that part of the ceremony was — as always — short and sweet, both were momentous:

National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman's Speech

Stirring up many emotions, young National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman made a huge impression with her words:

Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota) Delivers Opening Remarks

Klobuchar was sensational in her duties leading the ceremony's opening remarks, and speaking throughout:

Bye, now!

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ABOVE: And this woman doubled down on it!

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He truly was a little monster. (Image courtesy of Stephen Ross)

This is a tough story to digest — I think QAnon and all the other conspiracy theories that are absorbing the U.S. and the world are massive threats to safety and to the very fabric of civilization, and while Stephen Ross has escaped the demented thinking of QAnon, that he went there so fully in the first place leaves me with more fear than hope.