ABOVE: Keep reading below for more on him.

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ABOVE: Sunkissed!

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Baby Grand (All images by Matthew Rettenmund)

I was an early champion of Steve Grand, back when his “All-American Boy” music video caused a sensation — and a lot of confusion as to who he was as an artist — and made him a lightning rod for adulation, criticism and thirst.

Steve rehearses into the void, the ghost of Disco Past his witness.

It hasn't been a boring six years.

ABOVE: Goonies are Bidgood enough.

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(Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: Yeah, he was the best. More at my OnlyFans.

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“Wait, so you're going to steal Sunset from Glenn? Madonna, you're bad!” (Image by JR for Time)

Glasnost!

This was taken at Madonna's (Theda Bara in white!) after-party, though Gaga definitely attended Vanity Fair's, too. JR, a Time honoree, was the exclusive photographer at Madonna's normally photo-barren event, taking pics in a photo booth for guests and, it turns out, for Time.

ABOVE: Such fun-derwear!

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ABOVE: Wood morning!

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