ABOVE: If I were him, that would be my driver's license photo.

BELOW: Keep reading for a DNA lottery winner, Julian Morris comes out, the Michigan school shooter's parents are charged and more ...

ABOVE: Gus Kenworthy is giving Prada.

BELOW: The Men of West Hollywood (no, it's not a dating app suggestion for newly single Shawn Mendes), Boebert continues to disgrace the U.S., tidbits about those Martin & Lewis nudes and more ...

ABOVE: Excuse me, my locker is, uh, right behind you ...

BELOW: Keep reading for a Rolling Stone exposé about January 6, RIP Gunther, Florida's insane surgeon general and more ...

ABOVE: Enjoy the Pride.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cheyenne country, Chris Meloni speaks out on his bubblebutt, a gay activist gets his varsity letter 60+ years later and more ...

ABOVE: Everyone else in the locker room is hiding around the corner.

BELOW: Biden's speech pleased 85% of viewers, a naked Survivor, Elliot Page's first sit-down as a trans man and more ...

ABOVE: Things go better with it.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay boy bander's problem, Trump's Georgia blues, Boebert's new word and more ...

Note: The witness here joined Twitter in January 2021, so could be anybody. (Image via Twitter)

There is mounting evidence that the so-called Bullhorn Lady of the Capitol uprising — a mouthy woman who admitted she knew the inside of the Capitol from having been there herself — could be IDed as Rep. Lauren Boebert's (R-Colorado) mother, Shawna Bentz.

It's been put forward that the pink hat lady directing people where exactly to go in the Capitol building was Lauren Boebert's mother.

What do you think? I know there's video of her, gonna try to find it so I can listen to the voice. pic.twitter.com/4mfxUSLpEE

— Currahee 🇺🇲 (@DCurrahee) January 16, 2021

This thread asks the question. Boebert denies it, saying her mom was in town, but at a secure location that was not inside the Capitol — and that her staff had eyes on Bentz at all times.

If that isn't her mom, why is it that the woman had been inside the Capitol before, and was barking out orders? When was she in there?

I wonder if Lauren Boebert and her mother is under FBI surveillance?

Is the woman in the pink hat calling out the directions at The Capitol on the megaphone lauren boebert mother???pic.twitter.com/xfks6t855E

— 🦊 (@F0XRIDER2020) January 16, 2021

Shawna may well not be that woman (but man alive, it's close ...), but she is this racist broad:

Lauren Boebert Thread 2:

Lauren Boebert’s mom, Shawn Bentz, posted a racist “things we hate” video rant complaining about “Mexicans” blasting “that hat music” from “lowrider truck[s].” pic.twitter.com/6z5XnvvITg

— Resist Programming 🛰 (@RzstProgramming) January 14, 2021