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Imagine being a sitting member of Congress and feeling entitled enough to attend a local theatrical production and make an ass of yourself in the audience, including vaping.

Turns out Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colorado), who barely fucking won her re-election and should be minding her Ps and Qs, did just that — to the point she was escorted out of a performance of Beetlejuice. 

You've got to be a complete buffoon to be behaving too animatedly at a Beetlejuice performance.

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ABOVE: I fear most will ignore it, gays will continue to be anti-trans and anti-bi, trans will continue to be anti-gay, and we'll wind up gutting each other before we even get to the straight haters.

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ABOVE: John Hill and Danny Visconti are bringing their Hair and Teeth show to The Green Room 42 — TIX. Psst: It includes tunes by Jessica Simpson and Beyoncé. I'm old enough to remember being on a press trip with JS and B at Disney, and Jessica was treated as the bigger star!

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ABOVE: RuPaul speaks out on the raft of anti-drag and anti-trans laws sweeping the nation, framing Republicans as stunt queens.

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