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Nobody loves getting older, least of all actors — no matter how hard they try to convince us that they enjoy the process.

Who likes feeling tired, stiff, losing your hair, watching your skin sag ... all things I've heard can happen.

That said, Leslie Jones demonstrates how we should all turn 50 ...

Bill Gates commits $140M to implantable PrEP pump, which could help destigmatize that dreaded question, “Is it in?”

Leslie Jones swats at S&S for handing Milo Yiannopoulous a quarter of a million reasons to spread more hate: 

@SimonBooks @threshold_books @simonschuster yea but you still help them spread their hate to even more people.

— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) January 2, 2017

New Congress's first act: Gut Office of Congressional Ethics. The swamp will rise! UPDATE: They got cold feet. (On timing.)

Viral pic of Trump as Great Gatsby lording his riches over the homeless is real:

Perspective.

[photo: Paul Needham] pic.twitter.com/KZ2Ph84RJA

— IM🍑HIM (@ziyatong) December 31, 2016 

Ex on the Beach stud wears kinky jockstrap, flaunts foreskin. (Work Unfriendly)

(Image via MTV)

Beefy country singer Sam Hunt is off the market. 

Hear new #SamHunt music right here: https://t.co/VIWKAE29Jc pic.twitter.com/5lYkuTAUxN

— Country Words (@Country_Words) January 2, 2017

(Image via Lambda Legal)

I've never wanted to beat some old ass so hard as I do after reading about this LGBT person's experience.

Leslie Jones's message upon return to Twitter after horrendous website hack; racial slurs; gender insults from Milo Yiannopoulos.

Trump-hating Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Arizona) says his home state could go blue due to Trump's racist rants.

The Great State of Arizona, where I just had a massive rally (amazing people), has a very weak and ineffective Senator, Jeff Flake. Sad!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 4, 2016

Now Bernie is casting aspersions on the Clinton Foundation. Come the F on, man. Here's why this sucks.

Does EVERY major diva's family hate them? This one's does!

Do you like this dude's dad bod ... or his rockin' bod? Or both?

(Image via Hasan Piker)

(Image via Twitter @jtimberlake)

Actual stars are not only not embarrassed to be seen with Hillary, they're paying $$$ for the honor.

Wikileaks outs Saudi Arabian men, sex-abuse victims—does not care.

Meet Misty Snow, a trans woman who's running for the Senate in Utah.

Misty K. Snow, who is the Democrats' choice for Senate in Utah (Image via MistyKSnow.com)

Leslie Jones's site hacked, stacked with stolen nude selfies, sex pics, gorilla images. Gay dick Milo gloats.

BURNT PUBLIC OFFERINGS: You can own Truman Capote's ashes.

The Bronx Queen sounds good (rave review), but I don't wanna go to the Bro—oh, wait! It's at Joe's Pub!

The star, Joe Gulla, is hot, too! (Image via Joe's Pub)

(Image by Driely Vieira for W Magazine via Instinct)

Park & Ronen's “beefcake bonanza” is here, with backstage (and backside) pics by Driely Vieira.

Hillary Clinton poised to make “safest choice possible” for running mate: Tim Kaine.

Rosie O'Donnell is the perfect narrator of an anti-Donald Trump bio.

“Caitlyn Jenner” interviewed by Howard Stern at the RNC: “Hold on, a coupla queers just walked in.

Idris Elba thinks he's too old to be James Bond, but this snap argues against that notion.

Leslie Jones on the race-bashing Twitter swarm she endured: “What scared me was the injustice of a gang of people jumping against you for such a sick cause.” 

Welp...a bitch thought she could stay away. But who else is gonna live tweet Game of Thrones!!

— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) July 21, 2016

(Video still via Erin Burrell)

Another awesome Pulse dance tribute, this one by hot, bearded Erin Burrell.

Tone-deaf #FreeMilo movement demands that gay quisling Milo Yiannopoulos be allowed to encourage racist trolling on private co. Twitter.

Shannen Doherty's cancer battle has led her to shave her head.

Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Arizona) skipped the RNC, says calls for Hillary to be imprisoned constitute “jumping the shark.”

My fave Madonna header in a long while.

Tig Notaro reveals her new babies and her mastectomy scars in new social-media snap.

This is my life. pic.twitter.com/xPLyP2yYix

— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) July 18, 2016