ABOVE: First day of early voting in NYC — eight-minute walk from beginning to end of this massive line. Just one location! Yeah, the popular vote is secured for Biden/Harris. Let's keep the pedal to the metal on the Electoral College vote, and to run up the score. Share the video!

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ABOVE: Upside-down, you're turnin' me.

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ABOVE: Poor guy forgot to do up his pants.

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ABOVE: Thigh. I mean ... sigh.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot celeb son, Trump's troubles escalate (THERE. ARE. TAPES.), a dragtastic new show and more ...

ABOVE: That image should be the response anytime someone tells you, “Okay, Boomer.”

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ABOVE: Let it ride!

BELOW: Keep reading for more on the No Pants Subway Ride 2020, Trump's ironic defense-team add-ons, Eminen's shocking re-creation of the Vegas massacre and more ...

ABOVE: He's a big shooter.

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ABOVE: Two of AJ's other queens.

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