ABOVE: Kevin Kline or David Nelson, take your pick. I mean ... happy birthday to them all!

BELOW: Keep reading for an eye-filling bend and snap, Boosie Badazz's homophobic slurs against Lil Nas X and more ...

Swingers! (Images via video stills)

I love when a gay performance ends with a cream pie ...

ABOVE: Share and Sheridan alike.

BELOW: Keep reading for an out drill sergeant, a fake ally, new Lypsinka and more ...

ABOVE: I think we were all already killed.

BELOW: Keep reading for the tragic death on Alec Baldwin's movie set, James McAvoy thirst tweets, Lil Nas X gives back and more ...

ABOVE: I guess this is supposed to be a good body taking a break from working out (!!!).

BELOW: Keep reading for some zombie tail, Spirit Day, rats abandoning the sinking ship that is Kyrsten Sinema's career and more ...

ABOVE: Today would've been Divine's 76th birthday. He'd be around the same age as Cher and Dolly Parton. Instead, we lost him in 1988. Still remember the sting when a co-worker told me. I didn't believe her (no Internet) and went back to my dorm and dug through recycled newspapers to find the obit.

BELOW: Keep reading for Marvel's foray into LGBTQ representation, Billy Porter's bold proclamation, how MTV hopes to fight for our rights and more ...

ABOVE: The official Mayor Pete trailer is here.

Bet you didn't see a Pete doc being rated R. (Image via Amazon)

BELOW: Lance Bass & Michael Turchin's twins revealed, Colin Powell dies at 84, Eric Decker manspreads 'n' more ...

ABOVE: For Halloween, I'm going as Lockie Brownlie's treasure trail.

BELOW:  Keep reading for Alexander Ludwig shirtless, Bowen Yang's DADDY and more ...