ABOVE: So contemporary, no?

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay star is born, Corey Johnson drops out, Ron Paul nearly drops dead and more ...

ABOVE: Your occasional reminder that Bruce Weber has never said he's gay.

BELOW: Keep reading for a masked hottie revealed, Leslie Jordan's b'day blast from the past, Biden endorsed by Hillary, I don't believe Tara Reade, Hollywood getting trashed and more ...

ABOVE: Don't be a slave to toilet paper!

BELOW: Keep reading for gay yee-haw agenda, bare Big Brother buns, The Nanny returns and a COVID-19 firsthand account ...

ABOVE: Good for Gus, but, like, I never really pictured him as a guy who wore cologne.

BELOW: Keep reading for Coke's pro-gay ads, Lil Nas X on his incredible success, the art of gayface and more ...

ABOVE: Keith Laue is back in the U.S., so now you can feel snugglier in bed.

BELOW: Keep reading for a daddy comic, a porn star's touching update on his cancer, naked reality stars, Gregory Nalbone's fight with Instagram, Cynthia Nixon's debate romp, and more ...

Above: Glad this bish is back.

Below: Hottest male model ever, South African sensation, Nick Jonas sans shirt, neo-Nazi convicted of anti-gay terrorist plot, tennis ass, Quentin Tarantino's sorry, Trump's avoiding Mueller, Lindsay Lohan is still useless, Conor Lamb on the rise, Coco Peru gets thrifty, Robert Wagner sweatin' it out and Mr. Purefoy goes full-frontal ...

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Lindsay Lohan may have mental or substance-abuse (or both) issues, but at what point do you stop cutting slack for that and realize you're not her family so it's okay to abandon her?

Maybe when she goes pro-Trump? Or how about now, as she defends Harvey Weinstein ...

After the jump, read about McCain's hopefully fatal blow to Graham-Cassidy, Trump's passionate hatred of another black dude, Aaron Carter's rehab stint, the end of an institution and more hot links of the day.

But perhaps most importantly, learn which 45-year-old is in possession of the killer torso seen at left ...