ABOVE: Keith Laue is back in the U.S., so now you can feel snugglier in bed.

BELOW: Keep reading for a daddy comic, a porn star's touching update on his cancer, naked reality stars, Gregory Nalbone's fight with Instagram, Cynthia Nixon's debate romp, and more ...

Above: Glad this bish is back.

Below: Hottest male model ever, South African sensation, Nick Jonas sans shirt, neo-Nazi convicted of anti-gay terrorist plot, tennis ass, Quentin Tarantino's sorry, Trump's avoiding Mueller, Lindsay Lohan is still useless, Conor Lamb on the rise, Coco Peru gets thrifty, Robert Wagner sweatin' it out and Mr. Purefoy goes full-frontal ...

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Lindsay Lohan may have mental or substance-abuse (or both) issues, but at what point do you stop cutting slack for that and realize you're not her family so it's okay to abandon her?

Maybe when she goes pro-Trump? Or how about now, as she defends Harvey Weinstein ...

After the jump, read about McCain's hopefully fatal blow to Graham-Cassidy, Trump's passionate hatred of another black dude, Aaron Carter's rehab stint, the end of an institution and more hot links of the day.

But perhaps most importantly, learn which 45-year-old is in possession of the killer torso seen at left ...

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I know a lot of gays who swoon over Lindsay Lohan — perhaps ironically, but there is real affection there.

Now, she is a vocal defender of the Trumps, calling them “kind” and retweeting far-right tweets, such as one gushing over SCOTUS Justice Gorsuch for voting with Clarence Thomas 100% of the time.

Mentally ill? Hacked? Trash?

Or all?

Kim Burrell says what she actually said really isn't what she said. (Video still via Kim Burrell)

Via Towleroad: Gospel singer Kim Burrell denies speaking out against gays. She is a goddamned liar, just listen here:

 

I honored him in my exhaustive list of 2016 deaths, but RIP to M*A*S*H star William Christopher. Alan Alda reacts.

Compare Trump's and Obama's last-minute-2016 messages:

Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 31, 2016

Furry-chested dude in a blue Speedo. Jake Gyllenhaal running in shorts. Hairy pecs to remember.

Via OMG Blog: Lindsay Lohan wants Mean Girls 2 to happen, guys:GT 

Shawn Mendes was a highlight of Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve. Oh, wait, he sang, too?

Back to back 💥 with the killer performances. #RockinEve has no Mercy. Give it up for @ShawnMendes! pic.twitter.com/Ioq5OEej1u

— New Years Rockin Eve (@NYRE) January 1, 2017

Mean Girls. In Toronto. That is all. pic.twitter.com/X5ZpXtZ7dY

— Eric Alper (@ThatEricAlper) June 20, 2016

Grand Slam. pic.twitter.com/YAMV60Z4a9

— Chris Robshaw (@ChrisRobshaw) March 20, 2016

Rugby stud Chris Robshaw goes shirtless.

Colton Haynes rides it bareback.

The day Grindr died.

Matt Whelan shows his fine butt. (Work Unfriendly)

Lindsay Lohan flashes back to The Parent Trap!

Madonna triumphantly ends world tour, still defiant. No Kylie cameo.

(Image by Matthew Rettenmund)