ABOVE: I don't know much about art, but I know I like butt.

BELOW: Keep reading for the James Bond gay twist, Lindsay Lohan as the Ted McGinley of NFTs and more ...

ABOVE: Had no idea sexy Chris Lowell is also a photographer.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, a gay-trans controversy, a suspect in the D.C. pipe-bomb incident, still more on Marjorie Taylor Greene's' seditionist incompetence and more ...

ABOVE: So contemporary, no?

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay star is born, Corey Johnson drops out, Ron Paul nearly drops dead and more ...

ABOVE: Your occasional reminder that Bruce Weber has never said he's gay.

BELOW: Keep reading for a masked hottie revealed, Leslie Jordan's b'day blast from the past, Biden endorsed by Hillary, I don't believe Tara Reade, Hollywood getting trashed and more ...

ABOVE: Don't be a slave to toilet paper!

BELOW: Keep reading for gay yee-haw agenda, bare Big Brother buns, The Nanny returns and a COVID-19 firsthand account ...

ABOVE: Good for Gus, but, like, I never really pictured him as a guy who wore cologne.

BELOW: Keep reading for Coke's pro-gay ads, Lil Nas X on his incredible success, the art of gayface and more ...

ABOVE: Keith Laue is back in the U.S., so now you can feel snugglier in bed.

BELOW: Keep reading for a daddy comic, a porn star's touching update on his cancer, naked reality stars, Gregory Nalbone's fight with Instagram, Cynthia Nixon's debate romp, and more ...

Above: Glad this bish is back.

Below: Hottest male model ever, South African sensation, Nick Jonas sans shirt, neo-Nazi convicted of anti-gay terrorist plot, tennis ass, Quentin Tarantino's sorry, Trump's avoiding Mueller, Lindsay Lohan is still useless, Conor Lamb on the rise, Coco Peru gets thrifty, Robert Wagner sweatin' it out and Mr. Purefoy goes full-frontal ...