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ABOVE: Come check me out on Instagram. I'm not there for my health.

BELOW: Keep reading for gay priests, New York legalizing pot, Arkansas illegalizing LGBTQ people, Marsha Blackburn's bad-image consulting and more ...

ABOVE: He said it!

BELOW: Brian Sims for lieutenant governor, a mysterious San Francisco disappearance, Lindsey Graham's prediction about Lara Trump and more ...

ABOVE: I really, really, really, really, really, really like you.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's acquittal (for now) by the Senate (forever), a new gay movie with the late Cloris Leachman, hot men in kilts and more ...

ABOVE: My kind of lounge act.

BELOW: Keep reading for shirtless firefighters, a cravenly corrupt GOP cadre, remembering Sal Mineo and more ...

ABOVE: Suited up.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dan Levy on SNL, how Biden can save the USPS, Timothée Chalamet as Edgar Scissorhands and more...

ABOVE: He likes this pic of him. Me, too!

BELOW: Keep reading for a royal thirst trap, mounting evidence that ties Trump to the Capitol insurrection, mounting evidence that Lindsey Graham is total trash and more ...

He's been right like ... once. (GIF via GIPHY)

Ex-Republican and radio talk show host Charlie Sykes created a ripple by noting that Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) has been Trump's “fluffer” for the last four years:

ABOVE: Eric (Head-)Turner and his Oryx line.

BELOW: Keep reading for Matt Gaetz's proposal, the real James Beard, Sasse sasses anti-Electoral College Republicans and more ...