ABOVE: Crazy that this is now a job, but hey.

BELOW: Keep reading for underpants, incest, brain surgery and Roxette ...

ABOVE: Will you still love me when I'm not longer Leigh Taylor-Young and beautiful?

BELOW: Hairy hotness, incoming insanity, LGBTQlicious Lizzo and more ...

His Oz appearance was enough to inspire a prison bust. (GIF via GIPHY)

ABOVE: Missing Luke Perry on what would've been his 56th. More here.

BELOW: Just keep reading, I promise ...

ABOVE: Let's go, Brandon ... Walsh!

BELOW: Keep reading for  ...

ABOVE: Pretty funny, and yet still pretty hot.

BELOW: Keep reading for a chat with Kylie, Kim trashing Marilyn permanently, BTS on hold and more ...

ABOVE: Jamie Lee Curtis honored her mom Janet Leigh at the Halloween Kills premiere. Brilliant. Now do Josephine!

BELOW: Keep reading for an anti-gay assumption in the case of a serial killer's victim, a counterpoint to the Dave Chappelle brouhaha, a review of Peter Staley's book and more ...

ABOVE: It's nuts to think about how long Arnold Schwarzenegger has been in the culture, and how far he went from a Mr. Universe showing off exercises at home in the '60s (above) to being a pretty terrible governor of California. Also worth noting: He is one of the least conservative of bodybuilders — you don't wanna check too closely those IG feeds you're following. Yikes.

BELOW: Keep reading for zaddy abs, a trans “institutional murder,” Dershowitz vs. Ingraham and more ...

This is Millie Bobby Brown in Victor/Victoria pic.twitter.com/kiu8ybrISO

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) October 26, 2020

ABOVE: I don't post Louis Virtel often because it seems too obvious; I would hope you all know him and follow him. But just in case, this is one of his best yet.

BELOW: Keep reading for Mark Consuelos's bulge, Trump's chances in Texas and Pennsylvania, 50 Cent recants Trump endorsement, Kushner smears Black people as lazy and more...