ABOVE: Boy Culture: Generation X star Jason Caceres in his cut-offs.

BELOW: David Archuleta gently drags a liar, Madonna at 65, remembering Sylvester and more ...

ABOVE: My friend's Easter basket.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Mexican butt party, ANOTHER shooting, nightmare audience member and more ...

ABOVE: Happy bulge-day!

BELOW: Keep reading for David Geffen's weddin bells, Ryan Raftery taking on the mother of all mothers, J. Crew (if you're nasty) and more ...

ABOVE: All hail the unfairly maligned Bond.

BELOW: Keep reading for a remembrance of Sylvester, Dr. Oz's latest low blow, when Elvis's pelvis erupted ...

ABOVE: Never forget that butt-out shoot Keanu did.

BELOW: Keep reading for Stephen Amell/asshole, NYC battered by Ida, the Supreme Court lets Texas's insane anti-abortion law stand (for now), Colton Underwood's new daddy and more ...

Mags of the week (Image via Rage & Metrosource)

ABOVE: Kenneth covers it all.

BELOW: Trolling Westboro, Pride in London is off, flutist says COVID-19 isn't real, new old Streisand and many more ...

ABOVE: Yes, let's can him.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked Shia, Fauci's firing (why not just endorse Biden now???), Pennsylvania coming home for Biden and more...

ABOVE: Today would've been Whitney Houston's 57th.

BELOW: Keep reading for the hottest doctor EVER-UH, (really) gay art, a new body for the Pit Crew, Trump's latest gleefully illegal move and more ...