ABOVE: He'd be 63, still fine and DEFINITELY not a Trump supporter.
BONUS PHOTO: An 1800s cabinet card with a group of stage sailor boys:
(Image via Peter Miller/New York)
BELOW: Keep reading for a hot cowboy, obit for an LGBTQ+ rights figure, hostage swaps happening and more ...
Take — it — off! (Images via TikTok)
ABOVE: Gus Kenworthy knows how to make an entrance. Moist.
BELOW: Keep reading for a model selling his underwear, the death of Suzanne Somers and more ...
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For my part, I'm watching the entire show on Instagram.
UPDATE:
This is an incredible show, and an incredible show of endurance from a 65-year-old woman who nearly died four months ago. She clearly had a come-to-Jesus moment, as she started this show on time and is presenting a generous sampling of hits, hits, hits, with another dose of unexpected audio references and snippets from deep, deep, deep cuts.
Visually, it's lush. Beautiful projections and references to her iconic moments onstage, in videos and elsewhere. Bob the Drag Queen's contributions are energetic and reverential.
Some parts that have especially clicked for me — she pays homage to famous faces lost to AIDS with “Live to Tell,” her vocals on “Bad Girl” are an all-time high for her concerts and I'm so thankful she's around and offering us “Holiday,” “Into the Groove,” “Everybody” and the rest.
Can't wait to see it in the flesh!
ABOVE: Boy Culture: Generation X star Jason Caceres in his cut-offs.
BELOW: David Archuleta gently drags a liar, Madonna at 65, remembering Sylvester and more ...
ABOVE: My friend's Easter basket.
BELOW: Keep reading for a Mexican butt party, ANOTHER shooting, nightmare audience member and more ...
ABOVE: Happy bulge-day!
ABOVE: All hail the unfairly maligned Bond.
BELOW: Keep reading for a remembrance of Sylvester, Dr. Oz's latest low blow, when Elvis's pelvis erupted ...
