Madonna was five minutes over curfew at London's Palladium, having given an impromptu a cappella performance of part of “Don't Cry for Me, Argentina” (because Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber was in the house) when the venue pulled the plug.

So, Madonna being Madonna, she performed anyway ...

ABOVE: This used to be what sold on the newsstand. Now, we get (BELOW) this:

BELOW: Keep reading for Darren Criss and John Stamos shirtless together, Trump's rigged Senate trial nears its self-defeating conclusion, Billy Porter meets Tamron Hall and more ...

ABOVE: I've never seen a stool in a locker room before. Perhaps a rim seat would be handier.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy gay rom-com, Bloomberg scarfing down something big and gay, the queen who fucked your dad, Vanessa Bryant speaks and more ...

ABOVE: The above hypermasculine pic was shot by a woman.

BELOW: Keep reading for the return of a controversial gay classic, Pelosi's impeachment strategy, the woman who left the Black Eyed Peas moments before they became iconic and more ...

ABOVE: Glad 'e ate 'im.

BELOW: Keep reading for a body beautiful, a Hong Kong blow-out, Russia's favorite Democrat and more ...

ABOVE: Bar nuns.

BELOW: Keep reading for Joshua Orpin's butt, Tank on how many BJs it takes to get to the center of a homosexual, Trump's anonymous tattler and more ...

ABOVE: A Speedo of many colors.

BELOW: Epstein nabbed, RIP to a Disney Channel star, Buttigieg helps Hinge surge and more ...