ABOVE: Still hard to believe Clarence Clemons died so long ago. Ten years already.

BELOW: Keep reading for Pelosi's plans to impeach and her account of the insurrection, the man arrested for declaring he wanted to execute her on live TV, Rep. Boebert's complicity with the January 6 mob and yes, some non-insurrection news ...

ABOVE: If you kinda love it, it's by Theodore Johansson, and he's got an Etsy.

BELOW: Keep reading for an out gay rugby player, 12 seditious senators, Busy's child comes out as gay and more ...

ABOVE: It's about a foot.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked wrestler, Trump's debate disaster, Tim Scott's approval of racism, Trump's mask outlaws, the real-life inspiration for Harold in The Boys in the Band and more ...

ABOVE: A Times Square welcome!

BELOW: Keep reading for all the singlets you can handle, Trump's DOJ is now Trump's personal law firm, Biden knocks Trump for new revelations that POTUS lied about COVID-19 from Day 1 and more ...

L-R: Callway, Walker & Williams (Image via LAPD)

Two of three suspects have been arrested in the brutal attack on three transgender women in Hollywood on August 17, and LAPD Chief Michel Moore has released a video attempting to reassure the trans community that he and his officers are committed to preventing and prosecuting anti-trans hate crimes.

Moore's video:

ABOVE: Four head are better than two.

BELOW: BANNON ARRESTED, Trump flips out, trans women bashed on video and more ...

ABOVE: Comedy icon Lucille Ball was born 109 years ago today!

BELOW: Keep reading for Nolan Gould's shirtless adventure, Trump's possible indictment (???), a novel approach to battling the novel coronavirus and more ...

ABOVE: Stop and smell the — whatevers.

BELOW: Keep reading for an even stronger thigh game, Trump belittling Lincoln, rugby ass, Todrick Hall on Scooter Braun and more ...