ABOVE: A piece, or two, of the Rock.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Momoa frontin', the first famous lesbian, excuses for how dumb Herschel Walker is and more ...

ABOVE: Dang! I didn't even make Patrick Warburton a full Mantique ... and he received nearly 1,000 likes. Follow me on IG here!

BELOW: Keep reading for Katie Hobbs's big win, Kevin Bacon's dirty dancing and more ...

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ABOVE: Ken Marshall is among today's b'days. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Giuliani's sad mewling over a back slap, SCOTUS cozying up to Christianity (let's try Wiccan prayers in schools) and more ...

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ABOVE: It's Joan Crawford's birthday ... never mind the goddamn year!

BELOW: Keep reading for Hollywood Forever (and ever), GOP smears against Brown Jackson, Linda Simpson curates Queer Bible and more ...

ABOVE: Joe Lando, one of the sexiest 60-year-olds alive.

BELOW: Keep reading for yet another '80s-music star dying before his time, a 12-year-old takes his own life over bullying, Broadway honors Sondheim ...

ABOVE: Hair apparent.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy Oscar Isaac, QAnon shaman sentenced, queer Frida Kahlo's record-breaking legacy and more ...

ABOVE: I secreted a picture of Sting in his Dune scanties under my bed as a teen.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot calendar, COVID kills 700,000, secession talk heats up and more ...

ABOVE: Big, bad Brad.

BELOW: Keep reading for Minnesota's new conversion therapy restrictions, L.A. County slipping back into the grip of COVID-19, anti-gay slasher nailed in Queens and more ...