(Image by Stella McCartney)

Things are not well at home for Madonna, but her adult daughter Lourdes is flying high—her debut for Stella McCartney is radiant.

I'm quoted in this New York Post piece on Madonna and Guy Ritchie's custody battle over their son Rocco.

The article itself is not terrible, though it does tilt toward Ritchie since he apparently had someone on his side leak info to make him look better in advance of a February hearing, whereas Team Madonna hasn't commented.

What's dispiriting is the ugly headline. No one has suggested that her kids “want nothing to do with her.” Heartless way to attract clicks. Glad I am not in that part of this business.

Miley Cyrus and Stella Maxwell spotted holding hands on hot date.

For an old lady, Bill Cosby's wife has a chill attitude about drugs and rape.

This boy's thighs are a dream.

EL SHAWSHANK REDENCIóN: Mexican drug lord escapes prison via tunnel.

Hillarynomics to bolster the middle class via wage hikes, zap 1%.

Jeb Bush prefers that Americans work longer hours, retire later.

Sophie B. Hawkins gives birth at 50.

How extremists recruit vulnerable Western kids in 15 minutes flat.

http://yasboogie.tumblr.com/post/123840618787/raining-white-tears

Both Djokovic and transcendant Queen of the Court Serena Williams slay.

How verboten was it to have sex with a 16-year-old in 1979? I'm asking

Model kissed by Madonna in “Bitch I'm Madonna” hits NYC.

Madonna's daughter is an urchin-chic stunner.

South Park renewed through 2019.

Lily Tomlin's Grandma poster.

Beautiful Tyler Posey at Comic-Con.

Woof wolf

Bayna El-Min, the Dallas BBQ fugitive

1. The asshole who cracked a chair over those guys at Dallas BBQ is IDed.

2. Turns out the Dallas BBQ chair-tosser is a violent career criminal. (And gay.)

3. Perp's name is Bayna El-Amin, and he has opinions on vogueing.

Cancer charities were total frauds.

Was the Game of Thrones rape scene gratuitous?

Lola dyes her brown roots gray while Madonna dyes her gray roots brown.

George Clooney anoints this the era of the haters.

An NKOTB abs-fest, plus a richly deserved diss for Ramin Setoodeh.

ABOVE: Meet Vaidas Baumila, Lithuanian Eurovision entrant.

Hillary wants her e-mails out NOW.

Madonna was as high as a kite when she F-bombed Letterman.

Unpopular Gov. Bobby Jindal (R-Louisiana) issues anti-gay exec order.

Jennifer Connelly is ass-ta-ass analog.

Rihanna “Bitch Better Have My Money” Flosstradamus Remix.

Ka-ching!

 

Jeb Bush would have authorized Iraq invasion.

Jeb says George W. Bush would be his top foreign-policy advisor.

Hillary doesn't dominate the 2016 conversation, she is the conversation.

Frail Burt Reynolds plugs memoir.

Inside Joe & Sofia's engagement par-tay.

The rest of what happened at the GLAAD Awards.

Huge pro-marriage equality rally in Dublin.

Apple Watch watch: Problems?

Rat-infested Madonna is proud of her 4 kids ... who are growing up!

A shout-out for all the “Fat Chicks”!

Kylie Jenner denies she's a wild child.

Gracie and Frankie's Ethan Embry, hottie for the ages.

Colton Haynes heats up Spain.

The Vatican on those recent, positive comments on gays: “Just kidding!”

Governors of Alaska & Idaho fight gay marriage in vain.

Zac Efron's latest beard is coming in nicely.

Ryan Phillippe directs his own ass!

Incest is best? Germany so kinky!

Supreme Court blocks draconian TX abortion law.

Madonna's first-born is 18 years old already.

Madonna + Britney = the kiss felt 'round the world.

Guys with big feet are big cheats!

Robbie Rogers-inspired comedy show gets green light @ ABC.

2014 Democratic early voting outpacing 2010 levels.

Ke$ha sues Dr. Luke for emotional & sex abuse.

You'll wanna do this, too, when you get a load of 267-pound Jack Doyle.

Madonnalogues is here, and someone is making the information superhighway her bareback cum dump...

  The spell-binding Magic Club was the result of a late-breaking script change

TONS OF VIDEOS RIGHT HERE.

It was 24 hours of Desperately Seeking Susan for me this week, meeting Madonna on Wednesday for the celebration of her and Lola's Material Girl line and then meeting a surprisingly large contingent of the cast and crew of that '80s classic the following night when the Film Society of Lincoln Center hosted a 25th-anniversary screening.

Me with Seidelman, Blum, Arquette & Quinn

Tickets to the event and after-party had been hard to come by, and it's no wonder—on top of some members of the press, the 268-seat theater must have had at least 25 people who'd worked on the movie, plus all their guests.

Left to right, top to bottom: Susan Seidelman's intro; Rosanna Arquette's bond with—and Mark Blum's raunchy screen-test with—Madonna; rushing the film out in case Madonna was a "flash-in-the-pan"; and funny casting stories...