ABOVE: Read what he wrote, tho.

BELOW: Keep reading for David Ortega, Luke Evans and (checks notes) Anita Bryant ...

ABOVE: That Ken Berry had some nice laigs.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot calendar, drag exhibition leads to Molotov cocktail, Trump's buddy Kash Patel gets immunity and more ...

ABOVE: Banner day for LGBTQ favorites' birthdays — Gaultier is 70, Shirley MacLaine is 88 and all-time icon Streisand is (GULP) 80!

BELOW: Keep reading for a big win by Macron, a queer-poster exhibition, Republicans now openly admitting they're about to roll back marriage equality and more ...

ABOVE: Frame this!

BELOW: Luke Evans as Bond? and more ...

ABOVE: It seems unbelievable — though yes, I realize he was on Twilight Zone and Star Trek 60 damn years ago — that we are living in a world where William Shatner is fully 90.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn retirement, renewed interest in unmasking the Doodler, Luke Evans and his body fears, Tyler Posey's schlong, a new contestant in the Dumbest Person in the Senate competition and more ...

ABOVE: All the news that fits.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ellen's chat with newly out T.J. Osborne, COVIDiots in Florida, SAG surprises and more ...

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Gone are the days of Luke Evans and Rafael Olarra showering us with revealing Instagram images — they're officially over.

Evans has confirmed they broke up (for at least the second time), and is now talking about wanting to be a dad someday soon:

I thought about it many times and as I get older I'm thinking maybe I should get on and do it. I don't want to be an old dad… but I would like to be a dad.

ABOVE: How I think of Travis Fimmel.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Evans and his biceps, Luke Evans and his re-invention, Trump's autocratic dreams, Millie Bobby Brown's quest for privacy and more ...