ABOVE: My Facebook pal Glenn Scarpelli is here to show us that not all teen heartthrobs come to unsavory endings, and that sometimes — titties are forever. Glow-up!

BELOW: Keep reading for fat butts, a gay asshole who voted GOP and is now whining, why the new Village People suck (but not like THAT), plus more ...

ABOVE: Love me some Sam Waterston.

BELOW: Keep reading for Luke Evans on losing his religion, RFK Jr.'s Family Ties fan and more ...

(Image via Out Magazine)

In a new Out Magazine cover interview, Luke Evans talks about his path from queer Welsh stage performer to queer Welsh leading man in Hollywood. To its credit, Out does point out that period in which Evans seemed to tentatively go back into the closet professionally. To his credit, he ended that emphatically.

ABOVE: Happy 64th to one of the most beautiful guys ever! Good-looking, too.

BELOW: Good (for now) news on Gaza, Billy & Luke's new movie arrives and more ...

Not watching The Other Two? You missed Cary Dubek's other two ... pic.twitter.com/J0EA9yDrnk

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) June 16, 2023

ABOVE: I have a funny feeling Drew Tarver had it in his contract that he wanted to show his butt, and wanted to show it while stepping up. Because — I mean (!!!).

BELOW: Keep reading for hairy daddy, Luke Evans & Billy Porter as daddies, Giuliani pretends to be a mami and more ...

ABOVE: Read what he wrote, tho.

BELOW: Keep reading for David Ortega, Luke Evans and (checks notes) Anita Bryant ...

ABOVE: That Ken Berry had some nice laigs.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot calendar, drag exhibition leads to Molotov cocktail, Trump's buddy Kash Patel gets immunity and more ...

ABOVE: Banner day for LGBTQ favorites' birthdays — Gaultier is 70, Shirley MacLaine is 88 and all-time icon Streisand is (GULP) 80!

BELOW: Keep reading for a big win by Macron, a queer-poster exhibition, Republicans now openly admitting they're about to roll back marriage equality and more ...