ABOVE: Let's play statue!

BELOW: Keep reading for Carl Nassib's main squeeze, what Grisham would say to Trump, why Sinema's career at this point is a bad movie and more ...

ABOVE: A '70s classic.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jake on his Brokeback experience, Madison Cawthorn's gay challenger and more  ....

Via YAHOO! NEWS: Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R- N.C.) tried to board a plane with a Glock, so will face a federal fine and loss of special security status.

Meanwhile, Cawthorn is the subject of an ethics complaint over an altercation with Rep. David McKinley (R-W.V.) In an attempt to smooth that over, he wrote this letter — and no, his disability has nothing to do with his laughable penmanship:

Idiots are in the House. IDIOTS. (Image via Twitter)

ABOVE: I guess we're not supposed to look if that Palm Springs Marilyn Monroe statue is such a thing.

BELOW: Keep reading for a surprise god-bod, Liz Cheney gets dicked out of a job, Ellen DeGeneres is ending her show (and fuck you, she wasn't that bad, guys), Kinzinger scorches Gaetz and more...

ABOVE: Suited up.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dan Levy on SNL, how Biden can save the USPS, Timothée Chalamet as Edgar Scissorhands and more...

ABOVE: Outerwear for the '20s.

BELOW: Keep reading for a guy telling Anderson Cooper he thought the CNN host ate babies, ex-KGBer says Trump's been a Russian asset for 40 years, Biden's historic support for LGBTQ people and more ...

ABOVE: Had no idea sexy Chris Lowell is also a photographer.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, a gay-trans controversy, a suspect in the D.C. pipe-bomb incident, still more on Marjorie Taylor Greene's' seditionist incompetence and more ...

ABOVE: Bolu Okupe, son of a prominent Nigerian politician noted for his virulent homophobia, has come out as “gay AF.”

BELOW: Keep reading for some reality booty, two incredible Capitol riot stories, Madison Cawthorn being served by CNN, Joe Exotic's new bestie and more ...