ABOVE: I guess we're not supposed to look if that Palm Springs Marilyn Monroe statue is such a thing.

BELOW: Keep reading for a surprise god-bod, Liz Cheney gets dicked out of a job, Ellen DeGeneres is ending her show (and fuck you, she wasn't that bad, guys), Kinzinger scorches Gaetz and more...

ABOVE: Suited up.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dan Levy on SNL, how Biden can save the USPS, Timothée Chalamet as Edgar Scissorhands and more...

ABOVE: Outerwear for the '20s.

BELOW: Keep reading for a guy telling Anderson Cooper he thought the CNN host ate babies, ex-KGBer says Trump's been a Russian asset for 40 years, Biden's historic support for LGBTQ people and more ...

ABOVE: Had no idea sexy Chris Lowell is also a photographer.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, a gay-trans controversy, a suspect in the D.C. pipe-bomb incident, still more on Marjorie Taylor Greene's' seditionist incompetence and more ...

ABOVE: Bolu Okupe, son of a prominent Nigerian politician noted for his virulent homophobia, has come out as “gay AF.”

BELOW: Keep reading for some reality booty, two incredible Capitol riot stories, Madison Cawthorn being served by CNN, Joe Exotic's new bestie and more ...

ABOVE: Boot-y call.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Madison Cawthorn is as ill-equipped as he is dangerous, the end of one Big Gay Ice Cream location, Fox News jumping the gun and more ...

46 and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden (Image via video still)

ABOVE: You love to see it. It's official — President Joseph R. Biden Jr.

BELOW: Keep reading for some inauguration goodies, a Bali backbite, a big porn win and more ...

ABOVE: Vote, baby!

BELOW: Keep reading for Cheyenne Jackson's arms, Madison Cawthorn's racist web site, Trump's polling in North Carolina, nothing like Coke and more ...