ABOVE: Happy birthday, pussyman!

BELOW: Keep reading for the taming of Lukas Gage, Mariah and Megan do Pride, the anti-queer (?) firing of a Marvel exec, the push to make being trans illegal and more ...

The queen's throat. (Image via video still)

ABOVE: Drag used to be about the whole act! Watch an incredible, once-lost, now-found gay doc here.

BELOW: Keep reading for one of the only trans mass shooters ever (I smell a pattern!), two massageable globes, sluts against jurisprudence and more ...

ABOVE: Jason Beghe hits 63.

BELOW: Human thirst traps, Pence admits Trump nearly got him kilt and more ...

ABOVE: I'm a li'l late, but better late than horny.

Squeezed this last bonus image in for ya, but it didn't QUITE fit. (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

BELOW: Keep reading for movement on those gay-bar robberies-turned-deaths, Conways divorcing, Julie Brown revives Medusa ...

ABOVE: Where are things going in the U.S.?

BELOW: Keep reading for a weekendful of hot guys ...

@brauhala Backstage with #ArianaDebose, getting ready to do the thing at the BAFTAs. 🥳 #bafta #baftas #angelabassett ♬ original sound - Benjamin Rauhala

ABOVE: Ariana DeBose is, cat-like, saying: “I meant to do that!” re her campy BAFTAs opening. (Still bizarre she deleted socials. It wasn't that deep! It was bad, but in a fun way. Sounded like this.)

BELOW: Orlando Bloom's tits 'n' pits, vintage jockstrap fun, justice for Scott Johnson and more ...

ABOVE: One of the best showbiz books EVER. Buy it here.

BELOW: Covers to make you uncover and touch yourself, another person with HIV cured, Dylan Mulvaney celevbrates and more ...

ABOVE: I'm surprised Andrew Shue is the most famous cuckold at the moment. He seems the ideal man.

BELOW: Keep reading for a baseball playing coming out, Marj calling for a second civil war, Biden in Ukraine and more ...