ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.

BELOW: Gay podcast, Trump's Georgia plot exposed, JoJo is GayGay, Bernie's meme raises bucks for charity, inside Putin's castle and more ...

Sorry but i think Noah Beck is hot as hell pic.twitter.com/EzQDVJ9RP3

— Kings and Studs (@kingsandstuds) January 19, 2021

ABOVE: The above Noah Beck snaps were censored by Instagram, proving once again that nobody gay works there.

BELOW: Keep reading for Hig Roberts, McConnell spanking Trump, an odious possible pardon for Joe Exotic and more ...

ABOVE: One moment in time.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tennis dreamboy, Maluma covering a Elle, the sitting Congress tools who were against MLK Jr. Day, Boeber gave a Capitol tour and more ...

ABOVE: This CEO — who flew to the Capitol insurrection on a private jet — expects a pardon.

BELOW: Keep reading for Animal-Print Karen's racist past, a Bronx eatery that doesn't want the gays, Jinkx gets married and more ...

ABOVE: Inside job.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonathan Bailey's gay concern trolls, Trump barreling toward impeachment (and possible conviction), a defaced manatee and more ...

I want that sign! (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Yes. Every day.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jamie Foxx's foxy nudes, a gay couple gets engaged during their COVID-19 vaccinations, COVID vigilanteism goes mainstream and more ...

ABOVE: If you kinda love it, it's by Theodore Johansson, and he's got an Etsy.

BELOW: Keep reading for an out gay rugby player, 12 seditious senators, Busy's child comes out as gay and more ...

ABOVE: Attitude is on the money with its Bridgerton cover.

BELOW: Alexander Wang #MeTooed, Dawn Wells of Gilligan's Island and Shabba-Doo have died unexpectedly, Republican COVID-teasers get what they deserve and more ...