ABOVE: The Chippendales pic is always the one I think of when I think of Omar Sharif.

BELOW: Keep reading for the best ass in the world, a Madonna flashback, Mike Pence's pants-peeing reaction to the Capitol insurrection and more ...

ABOVE: Well-observed.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Bridgerton move-out, Gaetz behind bars soon, Madonna and Diablo Cody explained and more ...

ABOVE: Back to the beach.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jacob Elordi's latest cover (Oh, Lordy!), Madonna's pot-smoking makeout sesh, Greg Kelly's reefer madness and more ...

My Rush Order Tees hoodie (Images by Matthew Rettenmund)

Unlike Madonna with Pepsi — when, in 1989, she agreed to endorse it but not to drink it — I will be only too happy and proud to parade around in my new Boy Culture-branded hoodie!

I received this from Rush Order Tees, a company I organically used in 2019 when I had a cool Madonna Polaroid shirt made for the night at her Madame X tour when I hoped to buy her nightly Polaroid. (It worked — I interacted with Madonna, and her makeup artist Aaron loved the shirt so much I had another made for him.)

I recommend the company unreservedly.

ABOVE: A bunch of fun.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock looking better injured than you look well, Lance Bass: gay-club impresario, Trump's (wedding) toast, Bowen Yang doing his thang and more ...

ABOVE: Classic shot of Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota) eyeing Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas).

BELOW: Michael B. Jordan and Noah Centineo show off their bodies, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) has his racist vendetta against a top Biden nominee exposed, Rosie O'Donnell spills on Madonna's biopic and more ...

ABOVE: Lowe-MG! More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cheyenne Jackson's action-packed workout challenge, Demi Lovato's searing revelation of rape, the death of a serial abuser and more ...

ABOVE: Every gay man of a certain age can relate to this essay about COVID-19 and AIDS.

BELOW: The ultimate tribute to Liza, J.Lo and A-Rod are working it out, the Trumps have even defrauded dogs and more ...