ABOVE: Strapping lad.

BELOW: Keep reading for a literally Big Brother contestant, the Sabrina hotties, Cesar Sayoc's stripper roommate, Trump's un-warm wlecome and more ...

I have way too many Madonna mags ... soon, you will, too! (Images via Encyclopedia Madonnica Collection)

My next book — and likely my last Madonna-related book — is nearly here ...

ABOVE: Carrier fees may apply.

BELOW: Keep reading for a swimwear shoot in paradise, the arrest of the #MAGABomber, Matthew Shepard's final journey and more ...

ABOVE: Nice view.

BELOW: Keep reading for Aaron Hernandez's teen lover spilling the beans, Golden Girls cereal, Trump sticking up for Saudi Arabia, Marie Osmond weeping over the suppression of Christianity and much more ...

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Sing Out, Louise! is an LGBTQ+ singing group of activists from the groups Gays Against Guns, the Women's March, Rise and Resist, and Moms Demand Action ... so it makes perfect sense their first music video to encourage voting would be Madonna-themed ...

NEW MADONNA https://t.co/jU0Fbb1iIK

— David Russell (@17days) October 12, 2018

Madonna and Cardi B. are featured on a track off the new Quavo album. It's unlikely to thrill her fans, but look on the bright side — maybe this'll be the extent of her rumored work with Cardi!

ABOVE: Shoot bait! More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for hairy hotness, Trump's Saudi Arabian ties, Melania declares herself the world's #1 biggest bullying victim, nekkid bros on the beach and more ...

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ABOVE: This flyer could spell doom for the Monster in NYC — but why? Read below for the answer.

BELOW: Keep raeading for the latest celeb to say they're sexually fluid, Trump's smack-down of gay partners, an NYC gay bar caught in a racism scandal, a beefcake party, Madonna's new tool and much, much more ...