ABOVE: Check out that short if you can.

BELOW: Keep reading for Yang's Office politics, a Disney-lovin' racist Brers witness to the theme park's modernization, HUD yanks anti-trans housing rules, Madonna's daughter speaks and more ...

ABOVE: Sure, he wasn't the nicest, but Ryan O'Neal was fun to look at. Today, he's 80.

BELOW: Keep reading for a major gay milestone (Knottt!), Ted Nugent announcing he has COVID-19, the united Democratic push for D.C. statehood and to de-criminalize marijuana on the federal level and more ...

ABOVE: Not your father's robe. (Though those can be fun, too.)

BELOW: Keep reading for the South African gay movie Moffie, RIP Prince Philip and (more so) Anne Beatts, Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes recalled and more ...

ABOVE: Food for thought. Penske, who owns Rolling Stone, really is a far-right GOP donor.

BELOW: Keep reading for the incident at the Capitol, Eric Andre nude, Bhad Babie's OnlyFans bonanza and more ...

ABOVE: You betta cork!

BELOW: Keep reading for a straightwashed Leonardo Da Vinci, jockstrap fever, Jim Crow in the 21st century and more ...

ABOVE: Classic shot of Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota) eyeing Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas).

BELOW: Michael B. Jordan and Noah Centineo show off their bodies, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) has his racist vendetta against a top Biden nominee exposed, Rosie O'Donnell spills on Madonna's biopic and more ...

ABOVE: How it's going.

BELOW: Keep reading for a crazy Christian, Trump flashing titties in a funereal setting, Sharon Osbourne's apology, the history of Piers Morgan's obsession with Meghan Markle and more ...

ABOVE: Good enough to cleat.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dylan Geick's nip, Biden erasing Betsy DeVos, Cuomo digging in, Josh Hawley's gay-poster past and more ...