ABOVE: As a rock.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dominic Thiem's plump rump, Mike Pompeo's brazen corruption, Tucker Carlson's dog ate his homework and more ...

ABOVE: If you think model Brent Clancy has the right stuff, wait till you see his always-in-fashion junk. (Work Unfriendly)

BELOW: Playgirl is returning (but don't get too excited — no dad bods), Alan Ritchson is shirtless (but don't get too excited — no dad bod), Biden's chances of becoming the 46th U.S. president have held firm, cops shot a Black man in Philadelphia rather than attempting to de-escalate the situation, Arizona's Asian racist may be one of the most ridiculous caught-on-video anti-Black farces yet and much more ...

On the drag (Image by Albert Sanchez & Pedro Alba for Cosmo UK)

RuPaul is breaking boundaries like it's 2021 — covering Cosmo UK's December 2020/January 2021 issue. Nice werk if you can get it!

ABOVE: I've got his back.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ripp Baker, the Trump family COVID-19 super spreaders, Pelosi's 25th Amendment mind-fuck and more ...

(Image via Time Magazine)

Devastating.

ABOVE: It's about a foot.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked wrestler, Trump's debate disaster, Tim Scott's approval of racism, Trump's mask outlaws, the real-life inspiration for Harold in The Boys in the Band and more ...

Hot stuff! (Image via DNA)

The new DNA's cover is equal parts hot and queer-positive. Buy it — and support your local magazine publisher! — here.

ABOVE: There are only so many '70s/'80s men who could truly be responsible for our gay-sexual awakenings, but Randolph Mantooth deserves a slot, no?

BELOW: Keep reading for a Teamm8 player, Trump's fake TikTok crisis averted (by Trump), Clinton on SCOTUS shenanigans and more ...