Mags of the week (Image via Rage & Metrosource)

ABOVE: Kenneth covers it all.

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“I've been workin' out for 45 years now ...” (Images by Ben Watts for Men's Health)

Christopher Meloni is having a moment, and his zaddy-tastic body is a major part of it.

☮️❤️🍑https://t.co/jIhTpOsf7U

— Men's Health Mag (@MensHealthMag) August 4, 2021

Here, he poses for Ben Watts for the cover of Men's Health. In a video, he claims he has never really done squats (!) even as he does one that causes his famous ass to all but explode on camera:

ABOVE: Well, we can finally stop debating who the next Madonna is.

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ABOVE: Help Dave raise some cash for a great cause.

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Australian actor Hugh Sheridan — who at first wouldn't label their sexuality, but now that they're married to a guy is okay with gay — posed for a steamy DNA shoot that works for me.

Hugh is also non-binary, but what I find so ridiculous is their insistence on no labels at all, wanting to be called a human. That is not how it works. Hugh Sheridan does not move through the world as just a human; they're perceived in certain ways, and that shouldn't be such a bad thing.

We are not post-gay yet, and labels are not the enemy. Even being non-binary is, in fact, a label.

Hugh sounds like an ass, actually — in their latest Instagram post before the cover, Hugh was bitching about not having the cover solo, and claiming it should be another shirtless towel pic. I do not understand how this person can think the kissing photo doesn't have more impact.

ABOVE: And just like that, Kim Cattrall who?

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ABOVE: My caption is true.

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ABOVE: Happy Pride!

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