ABOVE: Don't ya just love water sports!

BELOW: Presto-chango —Magic Mike stalls, Trump lackey shrugs at lawbreaking, older gay men reflect on past loves (rope is involved) and more ...

Stupendously stacked Pittsburgh native Joe Manganiello went from Rust Belt to no belt with his breakout role on True Blood in 2010.

With his rippling muscles and salt-and-pepper scruff, fans of the campy and vampy HBO series couldn’t get enough of Joe’s perpetually shirtless character Alcide Herveaux ...

Cuba’s new president announced that he is pro-same-sex marriage, so Mr. Man immediately started a search for a Cuban husband.

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They've longed for some Cuban love ever since their first trip to Miami … and, I mean, can you really blame 'em? In all seriousness, our friends at Mr.Man applaud this new progressive and inclusive direction and want to celebrate with our favorite Cuban naked cuties ...

Okay, the title's a goof, but Mr. Man thinks there's nothing sexier than a beefcake’s cheeks out on display.

To that ... end ... they've assembled 9 of their favorite men in thongs purely for your pleasure.

These boys are simply bulging with barely hidden talent.

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Keep reading for dongs in thongs ...

Matt Bomer told Conan this week about his sheepish straight-dude fans who approach him with praise for his Magic Mike moves.

I love the idea of the surreptitious straight fan almost as much as I love the idea of Bomer doing a striptease dressed as a Ken doll (which I have yet to see) ...

Have you ever sat through a movie just because you knew an actor in it was gonna get shirtless?

These days, you don't really have to — the images will always hit the Internet.

One of my favorite kinds of shirtless scenes is the kind where the actor is actually shown removing his shirt. So keep reading for over a dozen GIFs of famous faces in the act of revealing their famous pecs and abs ...

Magic Men Live! is coming your way. Video after the jump ...

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This video interview with several guys who speak openly about their body-image insecurities is so refreshing. You just never hear men pining for better bodies quite this candidly.

The photo results are pretty amazing; you see how they really look and then how they're Photoshopped to resemble famous guys with relatively similar  body types but strikingly dissimilar physiques.

One thing that isn't mentioned is that these famous guys (and plenty of non-famous guys—hi, Hell's Kitchen!) who are outrageously perfectly muscled are on HGH or at least testosterone. This does not mean the guys are not working out like fiends, but it amazes me how this very obvious factor is always politely ignored.

Keep reading for the mind-blowing Photoshop results ...