I’m surprised @FLOTUS isn’t more adept at fending off a big orange elephant’s ass. She’s had to have many years of practice. pic.twitter.com/aW3d2RpjUo

— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) October 6, 2018

ABOVE: Melania better watch her ass, because a dead wife would go a long way toward giving Trump sympathy, and he is a sucker for stunts. Meanwhile, Susan Collins is undecided as to whether that pachyderm almost trampled that colonialist mannequin.

BELOW: Keep reading for a non-sexually harassed Shawn Mendes, a gladiator movie to make Joey tingle, Susan Collins calls Dr. Blasey Ford a liar, a referendum on whether Bradley Cooper is fuckable, gay lovebirds are songbirds and much, much more ...

Me https://t.co/93qNxN7Ky9

— Susan Rice (@AmbassadorRice) October 5, 2018

Susan Rice, Obama's national security advisor from 2013-2017 and U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. has seemingly thrown her hat into the ring to challenge Susan Collins in 2020. Collins is the Republican senator who the left had hoped would be a NO on Kavanaugh, but who instead waited until the last possible moment and gave a fiery speech supporting him wholeheartedly.

In response to a tweet asking who would like to challenge Collins, Rice replied simply, “Me”.

I don't care who it is, but Collins has to go. However, I would guess Collins's outrageous vote for Kavanaugh is her way of thanking her party before announcing she's done with the Senate before the next cycle goes into full swing. Just my hunch.

UPDATE: She was just playin'.

Many thanks for the encourgement. I’m not making any announcements. Like so many Americans, I am deeply disappointed in Senator Collins’ vote for Kavanaugh. Maine and America deserve better. https://t.co/6oGFTFuO1Q

— Susan Rice (@AmbassadorRice) October 5, 2018

Sen. Susan Collins on Dr. Ford's allegation against Brett Kavanaugh: "I do not believe that these charges can fairly prevent Judge Kavanaugh from serving on the Court." https://t.co/6QSv9LPBc1 pic.twitter.com/Kr8T6txkc7

— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) October 5, 2018

Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) surprised no one by announcing she will vote to confirm Kavanaugh. However, what was surprising to most was her arch-supportive tone in his defense, and her citing of conspiracy theories to shame the left while doing so. This woman was never, ever undecided, she just wanted to commandeer everyone's attention for a self-serving, hour-long spiel.

ABOVE: Gaga speaks up for Dr. Ford on the eve of the votes that will all but ensure Kavanaugh's ascension to the SCOTUS.

BELOW: Keep reading for tons of hot men with VPLs, Murkowski's last stand, naked Mexican men tied to posts, Trump's toilet paper stroll and much, much more ...

Above: Probably younger than me, but he'll always be Dad to me.

Below: Black Panther roars, Jake Shears gets a second wind, das BUTT, Parkland survivors come for Trump again, Jill Stein nervously blows off Putin questions, Conor Lamb is coming, Sally Field wants her son to hook up with Adam Rippon, Kenworthy on that kiss, tennis war of words, Frantti frontal, scruffy love and RIP to a kid star ... 

The Bishop of Husi — Corneliu Barladeanu — has stepped down for what he terms “the peace and good of the Church” after video surfaced of the 51-year-old engaging in sex acts with a male student.

The uproar has ignited an unholy amount of attention in Romania following a Holy Synod in which a sex scandal was reportedly discussed for the first time in the body's 92 years. Keep reading for this and other hot links of the day ...

Does anyone—at all—believe that Trump prays? (Image via DonaldJTrump.com)

Star athlete Dwyane Wade's cousin is shot dead in Chicago, so Trump capitalizes on it with this sick tweet.

Trump's quack doctor, Dr. Bornstein, wrote his rousing assessment of Trump's health in all of five minutes!

Trump's Doctor: I Wrote That Health Letter In Five Minutes While Trump's Limo Waited ... - https://t.co/VKi3FKfEzY pic.twitter.com/q5tJpfUNIK

— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) August 27, 2016

Trump's doctor — IN QUOTES — has shady credentials, and his letter is B.S. — P.S. Shady Dr. Drew got canceled!

Another endorsement Hillary doesn't want but can laugh about having: Wolfowitz (!). Also, the Teamsters = yay!

Trump's campaign chief Steve Bannon is either committing voting fraud or tax evasion?

Gov. LePage of Maine, comparing skin color to uniforms, says POC are “the enemy” and “you shoot at the enemy”:

.@Governor_LePage calls people of color the "enemy" in an attempt to apologize for homophobic & racist remarks. pic.twitter.com/ug0oi9Jutn

— Maine Democrats (@MaineDems) August 26, 2016

Maine Gov. Paul LePage leaves profanity-laced voicemail for state lawmaker https://t.co/95VimG2MUO https://t.co/xu5kUswtgY

— CNN (@CNN) August 26, 2016

Come ON, Maine, you can do so much better than racist, anti-LGBTQ, mentally unhinged Gov. Paul LePage. Check out his crazy rant to a Democratic lawmaker.