ABOVE: High (-heeled) art.

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ABOVE: Portis Wasp never fails.

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ABOVE: Well, hola, Maluma!

BELOW: Keep reading for Mr. Hart's caboose, Bolsonaro laid up, what has and hasn't happened since January 6 last year and more ...

ABOVE: Incredible story, and image.

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ABOVE: One moment in time.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tennis dreamboy, Maluma covering a Elle, the sitting Congress tools who were against MLK Jr. Day, Boeber gave a Capitol tour and more ...

ABOVE: Meet fitness model Josh Riquelme. Don't forget to try Box Menswear!

BELOW: Keep reading for ungodly-hot models, Mike Ruiz on his dream shoot, Drs. Phil & Oz fighting to get you killed dead and more ...

ABOVE: What in the David Hockney?!

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