ABOVE: Meet fitness model Josh Riquelme. Don't forget to try Box Menswear!

BELOW: Keep reading for ungodly-hot models, Mike Ruiz on his dream shoot, Drs. Phil & Oz fighting to get you killed dead and more ...

ABOVE: What in the David Hockney?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Pence as your coronavirus king, Maluma's package, rugby ass and more ...

ABOVE: No sock will be lost!

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Caceres and his enviable bod, Taiwan approves gay marriage, proposed ICE head can see gang futures in kids' eyes, a gay noir trailblazer and much, much Shemar Moore ...

I Sphinx I love you! (Image via YouTube)

The “Offer Nissim Madame X in the Sphinx Remix” of “Medellín” is one Offer you can't refuse. Love the fusing of Latin and Arab sounds ...

ABOVE: Madonna received Blanche Devereaux's memo on lying down. (Glamazon!)

BELOW: Keep reading for Madonna/Paula/Mariah slaying the BBMAs, Stephen Moore tanking and more ...

My baby's got a secret agent (Image via video still)

Madonna was in the studio with MTV London to premiere her “Medellín” music video, and it was a classic Madonna appearance: Grills (they've been around long enough that they are classic), thrills, bling, sarcasm, talkin' smart 'bout art, words of wisdom, banter.

MadameX and MasterX! pic.twitter.com/k9SqN7AZML

— Ben Kline (@PineCreekPoet) April 24, 2019

My favorite quote, on the topic of how music brings the people together:

We were connected before Instagram, people. Just saying.

Keep reading to watch ...

ABOVE: Just a simple boy with a dream.

BELOW: Keep reading for a meshy situation, Sarah Huckabee Sanders goes full fembot and more ...

ABOVE: I wish he'd simply throw in the towel.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Momoa's big change, Trump's spiral, the death of an ally and more ...