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ABOVE: More of him after the jump.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's insurrection, a Black gay Republican who's unhappy his racist and homophobic party rejects him and more ...

ABOVE: Happy birthday, pussyman!

BELOW: Keep reading for the taming of Lukas Gage, Mariah and Megan do Pride, the anti-queer (?) firing of a Marvel exec, the push to make being trans illegal and more ...

ABOVE: He never fails to blow up IG — happy belated 49th to Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

BELOW: Keep reading for Michael B. Fine, Everything Jennifer All at Once, southern rep longs for the days of lynching and more  ...

ABOVE: I'm thankful for peeks.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Colorado shooter's dad, the Walmart shooter's victims, Russia becoming even more anti-gay and more ...

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ABOVE: Also, most molesters are family members. Has a drag queen EVER molested a kid?!

BELOW: Out player, manspreading for dollars, Mariah Carey makes her move on Christmas and more ...

ABOVE: I would stop.

BELOW: Keep reading for polio's return, someone's maybe-gay dad, Kate Bush's comeback and more ...

ABOVE: They called him Beautiful Harold. Follow me on IG here.

BELOW: Keep reading for how the Texas GOP brands LGBTQ people, that sickening Eric Greitens ad, Mariah for Bros, new Beyoncé and more ...

ABOVE: It's hard to be humble.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Simpsons romance, a gun-violence tragedy, some Hocus Pocus 2 and more ...