ABOVE: It's hard to be humble.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Simpsons romance, a gun-violence tragedy, some Hocus Pocus 2 and more ...

ABOVE: Overdressed.

BELOW: Keep reading for Graham losing, Biden winning, Culkin masking and more ...

ABOVE: Having an art-on.

BELOW: Keep reading for lovely Jacob Elordi, the inevitability of Amy Coney Barrett, Biden killing it in polls with less than 40 days to go, more Republicans peeling off for Joe, Charles Barkley taken to the woodshed and more ...

ABOVE: Glinda had that wasp waist!

BELOW: Keep reading for the murder of an influencer, justice for the gay Arab men beaten in that viral video, Postmaster General admits he's slowing the mail and more ...

Thoughts on these @jj_malibu speedos? #ThirstyThursday #GuysThatShowOff #gayguy #musclefurry #HairyHotness pic.twitter.com/boPkeHxekw

— Dan Welden (@danwelden) July 9, 2020

ABOVE: He wants feedback.

BELOW: Keep reading for gay mags, Trump's cognitive boasts, Mariah's memoir, Madonna's award, COVID-19 idiocy and more ...

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ABOVE: Pass the Salter.

BELOW: Keep reading for an actor committed to showing his body (of work), anti-Trump Repubs, One Million Moms, Christmas music throw-downs and more  ...

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Mariah Carey and Despacito have been bypassed — Lil Nas X and his “Old Town Road,” a genre-melding hit, is now the longest-running #1 Billboard Hot 100 song ever.

And he's a gay, black 20-year-old who a year ago was crashing with his sister.

ABOVE: Thirsty?

BELOW: Keep reading for a 1976 gay flashback, Faye Dunaway smacking people around, why Trump must go, Billy Porter's Pose performance and more ...