ABOVE: Never-before-seen Joan Rivers test material that really ... goes there.

BONUS: Jane asked me for $50, checked my Venmo expenditures, then six minutes later asked for $25. This is why she has lasted so long — she adapts to change well. And change is all I have left.

The morning after ... (Images via gmail)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Parton food confab, Melania's sudden abortion fandom and more ...

Showering Whitney with praise (Image via TikTok)

ABOVE: Danny Pintauro is having a Whitney moment in the shower.

BELOW: Keep reading for show-off Mario Lopez, the death of Dean Stockwell, a new Alaska Thunderfuck book and more ...

ABOVE: Wrap it up, I'll take it.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sizzlin' selfie, a sexy face mask, naked male stars in a spa, hope for gay Poland, a devastating COVID-19 loss in Texas and more ...

Above: Dennis Budesheim's balancing act.

Below: Keep reading for a new dance doc, an old pic of hotness, Cynthia Nixon for Governor, Billie Jean King crowned grand marshal, acting with Loni Anderson, Conor Lamb's rise, new Sade, a possible hate crime, Trump's latest impeachable offense, a Chris Evans look-alike, Nick Jonas slurred as a ferret and Madonna squirts ...

Tom Steyer, a California billionaire, is self-funding NeedToImpeach.com, an effort to shame Republican lawmakers into admitting that Trump has committed multiple impeachable offenses and is a danger to the U.S.

Keep reading for his first ad, plus other hot links of the day — a man who gives his sperm to people as readily as a handshake, Kit Williamson speaking out on Hollywood's gay sexual harassment, the death of Fats Domino and more ...

 

As far as popes go, Pope Francis is cool. But popes don't love gay marriage. 

Out gay comic Mo Rocca gives Bible reading at Pope's rally.

The Pope is sorry 'boud it RE sexual abuse by clergy.

Mark Wahlberg emcees Pope rally, plugs Ted.

J.J. Watt and Mario Lopez take a muscle selfie.

Bayside must have had a BYE week. #WhereIsKellyKapowski pic.twitter.com/rsSpLtNg2x

— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) September 27, 2015

Madonna's new  bitch? Her kid, David! Plus, hot press for my book!!!

This cat is a Jenga fanatic.

Soap stud Frank Grillo totally nude. (Work Unfriendly)

Shirtless, he means business.

Who's the Boss? kid actor Danny Pintauro comes out as HIV positive.

Pintauro in his pre-teen heartthrob days

Backs in style

Scorching-hot Marco Marco NYFW coverage.

Tide ad mocks anti-gay bigots.

Rowan County, Kentucky, (gay-)marriage certificates ARE valid, Kim.

Bedbugs re-invade Times Square theater.

(Work Unfriendly) video of Michael Hoffman's hungry butt.

I look more Chinese—and more female—than this bitch.

Julian Edelman really is hot as f@ck. 

VIDEO: Not anti-gay Liam Payne chats with Attitude.

Devo member has 9/11-themed wedding reception.

Beefiest boy you'll see all day!

Watch this pop superstar waddle away from danger.

Hillary sits down with Extra, spanks Trump.

The adult in the room

 

Mario Lopez shows off at the beach, part 1,156.