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ABOVE: Trump as he appeared on Night 1 of the Republican National Convention.

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ABOVE: I could eat.

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ABOVE: Double your pleasure, double your fun. Speaking of which, this is an extra-incestuous post today because:

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BELOW: Darryl Stephens, the state of contraception in the U.S., a shocking gay double-murder and more ...

ABOVE: Murder on the pelvic floor.

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ABOVE: The Truman show.

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ABOVE: Censorship sucks.

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ABOVE: Instagram is the bulge police — they removed this image.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ursula, a drag shout-out on the House floor, famous folks continue to pretend trans kids are rushed into surgery and more ...

ABOVE: Sometimes, it's just about the pretty.

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