12 posts categorized "MARK WAHLBERG"

Sep 28 2015
Need To Know: Pope—Nope On Gay Marriage + Snarky Mark + Madonna's Corporal Punishment + '80s Star's Come-To-Oprah Moment + MORE! Comments (0)

 

*widget boy cultureAs far as popes go, Pope Francis is cool. But popes don't love gay marriage

*widget boy cultureOut gay comic Mo Rocca gives Bible reading at Pope's rally.

*widget boy cultureThe Pope is sorry 'boud it RE sexual abuse by clergy.

*widget boy cultureMark Wahlberg emcees Pope rally, plugs Ted.

*widget boy cultureJ.J. Watt and Mario Lopez take a muscle selfie. Images

*widget boy cultureMadonna's new  bitch? Her kid, David! Plus, hot press for my book!!!

*widget boy cultureThis cat is a Jenga fanatic.

*widget boy cultureSoap stud Frank Grillo totally nude. (Work Unfriendly)

*widget boy cultureShirtless, he means business.

*widget boy cultureWho's the Boss? kid actor Danny Pintauro comes out as HIV positive. Images

Pintauro024Pintauro in his pre-teen heartthrob days

 
Jan 23 2015
Chest Between You And Me... Comments (0)
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Sometimes, nudity isn't even as hot as when something is left to the imagination. Checking out a powerful bare chest in a movie can make it hard to focus on the rest of the story.

In the gallery above, ogle the best chests in the West (Hollywood), belonging to Jake Gyllenhaal, Mark Wahlberg, Matthew McConaughey, Daniel Craig, Eric Dane, Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Joe Magnaniello.

Then feel free to sign up for Mr. Man—they have plenty of great chests but don't stop there.

 
Nov 17 2014
John Hancock-Tease: Marky Mark Comments (0)

Autograph-Mark-Wahlberg

I first heard Marky Marky and the Funky Bunch in Chicago's famed Gramaphone record store, one of whose employees had inexplicably once scissored me like we were lesbians, which was a sexual maneuver for men that never seemed to be effective for anything except transmitting rectal warts, perhaps.

I loved the song. It was stupid-good, and good-stupid.

The singer was my type, was everyone's type. So I bought a bunch of pictures of him whenever I could.

When I moved to NYC, he was releasing a book that he had dedicated to his penis (which was a coincidence, as I was dedicated to his penis as well), so I showed up to a book signing he was having in Greenwich Village. Surprise! It was all gay men.

The rule was we could only have our books signed, but I brought a stack of sexy magazine tearsheets. When I got up to him, I spread them out quickly as his guards jumped to remove them. He waved them off and signed them without even looking, including this image of his ass being bared by his brother. The picture had everything: Muscles! Ass! Incest-adjacent inappropriateness!

And now it had Marky Mark's funky signature.

I wish he wasn't such a douchebag, because he really does have a nice ass.

 
Oct 02 2014
Bold-Faced Names Comments (0)

Jonas-BrothersI thought of myself as the fourth Jonas. They thought of me as the guy who thought of himself as the fourth Jonas.

When it rains, it pours: I just got a second mention in the Liz Smith column within the space of a week. This time, both my Kickstarter and my upcoming memoir Starf*cker (spring 2015) get some love.

Speaking of the Jonas Brothers, Nick continues his campaign