More shopping and more super skinny jeans love theses so much @topman #manchester . Arse and back getting there. Two days off back to the gym tomorrow . #humpyday #arse #bum #superskinnyjeans #ginger #gingerjock #gayjock #jock #gayselfie #gayfitness #gayfit #gayman #gayuk #gayaussie #gaylife #pale #redhair #redhairdontcare #red #redhot100 #redhot #mirrorselfie #back #muscle #musclegay #igers #gingergay #gaysandabs

A photo posted by Martin Robinson (@robboglos) on Jul 6, 2016 at 6:54am PDT

ABOVE: The skinny on his jeans.

WET UNDERWEAR CONTEST: Justin Bieber shows off his inconveniently tasty assets.

SEXY SHOOTER'S UN-SEXY ARREST: Hot guy, cold law enforcement on nude beach.

INCIDENT REPORT: Stripper dressed as cop gives raunchy show on subway:

 

stripper on the subway!!!!!!!!

A video posted by alex rees (@maybealexislost) on Jun 21, 2016 at 10:29am PDT

YOU MUST BE JOCKING: 2 pros grab their bases on balls.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES: 

GUN PATROL: Mark Wahlberg looks like a dirtbag ... with amazing guns & a farmer's tan.

CHAPPELLE SHOW-OFF: Damn, who knew Dave Chappelle looks good in a tank?

ME LOVE YOU SCHLONG TIME: Art, or just nude dudes? You decide.

QUEER EMCEE: Randy Harrison takes on the 2nd most famous Cabaret role.

Randy Harrison (Image by Joan Marcus)

 

As far as popes go, Pope Francis is cool. But popes don't love gay marriage. 

Out gay comic Mo Rocca gives Bible reading at Pope's rally.

The Pope is sorry 'boud it RE sexual abuse by clergy.

Mark Wahlberg emcees Pope rally, plugs Ted.

J.J. Watt and Mario Lopez take a muscle selfie.

Bayside must have had a BYE week. #WhereIsKellyKapowski pic.twitter.com/rsSpLtNg2x

— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) September 27, 2015

Madonna's new  bitch? Her kid, David! Plus, hot press for my book!!!

This cat is a Jenga fanatic.

Soap stud Frank Grillo totally nude. (Work Unfriendly)

Shirtless, he means business.

Who's the Boss? kid actor Danny Pintauro comes out as HIV positive.

Pintauro in his pre-teen heartthrob days

 

Sometimes, nudity isn't even as hot as when something is left to the imagination. Checking out a powerful bare chest in a movie can make it hard to focus on the rest of the story.

In the gallery above, ogle the best chests in the West (Hollywood), belonging to Jake Gyllenhaal, Mark Wahlberg, Matthew McConaughey, Daniel Craig, Eric Dane, Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Joe Magnaniello.

Then feel free to sign up for Mr. Man—they have plenty of great chests but don't stop there.

I first heard Marky Marky and the Funky Bunch in Chicago's famed Gramaphone record store, one of whose employees had inexplicably once scissored me like we were lesbians, which was a sexual maneuver for men that never seemed to be effective for anything except transmitting rectal warts, perhaps.

I loved the song. It was stupid-good, and good-stupid.

The singer was my type, was everyone's type. So I bought a bunch of pictures of him whenever I could.

When I moved to NYC, he was releasing a book that he had dedicated to his penis (which was a coincidence, as I was dedicated to his penis as well), so I showed up to a book signing he was having in Greenwich Village. Surprise! It was all gay men.

The rule was we could only have our books signed, but I brought a stack of sexy magazine tearsheets. When I got up to him, I spread them out quickly as his guards jumped to remove them. He waved them off and signed them without even looking, including this image of his ass being bared by his brother. The picture had everything: Muscles! Ass! Incest-adjacent inappropriateness!

And now it had Marky Mark's funky signature.

I wish he wasn't such a douchebag, because he really does have a nice ass.

I thought of myself as the fourth Jonas. They thought of me as the guy who thought of himself as the fourth Jonas.

When it rains, it pours: I just got a second mention in the Liz Smith column within the space of a week. This time, both my Kickstarter and my upcoming memoir Starf*cker (spring 2015) get some love.

Speaking of the Jonas Brothers, Nick continues his campaign