ABOVE: I secreted a picture of Sting in his Dune scanties under my bed as a teen.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot calendar, COVID kills 700,000, secession talk heats up and more ...

ABOVE: Close shave.

BELOW: Keep reading for the gay Batman, Switzerland's marriage-equality landslide, a YouTube influencer comes out, scandals galore and more ...

ABOVE: It's art.

BELOW: Keep reading for Momoa's new outfit, Garrett Clayton's vows, how Missouri cornholed an LGBTQ exhibit and more ...

ABOVE: Love what you've done with the place.

BELOW: Keep reading for a COVID scammer, Texas banning abortion outright, just how fucked up Kevin McCarthy really is and more ...

ABOVE: Every day should be Roxie Roker Day.

BELOW: Keep reading for how eBay is destroying queer history (no, really), Biden on future Kabul threats, how a gay soccer player is working to make the sport more inclusive and more ...

ABOVE: This is my recipe for soup.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hairy chest for the ages, Ed Buck gets his comeuppance, Dua Lipa disavows DaBaby, Nancy Pelosi calls a moron a moron and more ...

ABOVE: We can work it out.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Lego head-scratcher, a brutal anti-gay crime, a winning pooch, a hungry whale and more ...

ABOVE: My caption is true.

BELOW: Keep reading for the original MLB gay hero, a swig of gay beer, a little Change of Sex and more ...