ABOVE: Can you do this?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Breyer's possible replacements, Charlie Brown suicide, most famous COVID denier in Brazil is now in America and dead, vultures circling Gaetz and more ...

ABOVE: Excuse me, my locker is, uh, right behind you ...

BELOW: Keep reading for a Rolling Stone exposé about January 6, RIP Gunther, Florida's insane surgeon general and more ...

ABOVE: He's got a couple of good points.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dave Chappelle trashing trans women (again), one of the worst NYC cop spox goes down, Tina Turner sells out (in a good way) and more ...

Matt Gaetz says today that the reason he doesn’t “fit in” well with other Members of Congress is because most of them are old and obese. pic.twitter.com/4k8MinxYUE

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 26, 2021

ABOVE: I know Matt Gaetz is a horrible person, but the above snark is beyond the pale, even for him. Dude is going to be arrested and is still spouting off like this.

BELOW: Keep reading for a look at muscle dysmorphia, terrorist blasts in Kabul, Harris's historical meeting with Vietnamese LGBTQ activists, RuPaul gays up the news and more ...

ABOVE: I urge you to follow Todd Lien on IG. He's great! He has a small part in Boy Culture: The Series and was a delight to work with.

BELOW: Keep reading for solid-gold Tom Daley, the gay plight in Afghanistan, Willam and Matthew Camp team up for gay justice, Jeff Stryker blows out a big ol' candle and more ...

ABOVE: Nobody said the movies had to be family fare.

BELOW: Keep reading for Meloni in the shower, Lil Nas X on the rise, Hochul running for guv, Bowen Yang on his Emmy nod and more ...

ABOVE: This is my recipe for soup.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hairy chest for the ages, Ed Buck gets his comeuppance, Dua Lipa disavows DaBaby, Nancy Pelosi calls a moron a moron and more ...

ABOVE: I do all their interviews — and it's a great publication!

BELOW: Keep reading for a DNA sample, a huge loss for the LGBTQ community, the craziest COVID story yet and more ...