You know what's interesting? What's interesting is that Joel Greenberg, a former Seminole (Florida) tax collector, was charged Friday with sex trafficking related to a girl between ages 14-17, and also stands accused of using a state database to creep on other people (adults) he was in sugar daddy relationships with.

The reason I find his story so interesting is this:

L-R Stone, Gaetz, Greenberg (Image via selfie)

See, Roger Stone — Trump's criminal scumbag enabler — is a well-known bisexual swinger and perv. Greenberg is now arrested and accused of paying at least one underage girl for sex. And Gaetz — well, he hasn't been accused yet, but he did recently suddenly announce that he has been raising a cute teen boy from Cuba as his, er, son.

I just find this an interesting threesome.

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The faux outrage in this interview is embarrassing, truly, but here is the out-of-nowhere Latino son/ward of Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Florida), Nestor, talking to Fox News.

Tucker Carlson knows this is bullshit, and the absolute most cringeworthy moment is, after Nestor struggles to say anything meaningful and finally spits out the buzz word “hypocrite” (clearly coached), Tucker says, with syrupy falsity:

Nicely put.

Gaetz does not know this is bullshit, because he's sweating bullets over swatting at a black congressman over race, and in his mind, paying for the upbringing of a teen boy born in Cuba makes him a white savior. Also, he drinks.

Nestor has no fucking idea what's going on.

But the bottom line is: