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Harry back

McFly's Harry Jud has the perfect body, isn't shy to go nude.

Alternate ending to Sandra Bullock's earnest Gravity.

James Franco was dying to bang a 17-year-old fan.

Scott & Chris Evans are double the trouble.

Another Fort Hood shooting claims multiple lives.

Breitbart writer calls for Americans to commit genocide.

Harvey Milk U.S. postage stamp unveiled.

Premature (?) Lady Gaga obit.

Hedy Lamarr & son on To Tell the Truth, complete with ads.

Nebraskan high schooler will get to read his pro-gay speech after all.

New college prez is a Confederate. It's still 2014.

VTCAN RADIO's "Riddle Song" is a true enigma.

Model Louis Lemaire is stuh-RIKING.

A shirtless Brian Shimansky is, too.

She was a star's personal assistant...and it sucked.

If J.O. made you gay, I'd be having sex with even more straight men.

Gwyneth & Scott had an open marriage.

Real Housewives Sonja & LuAnn are like Laurel & Hardy, with no fat one:

The front is even more eye-popping. (If you don't do it carefully.)

Harry is smooth and nude for Attitude.

Ru & crew give sissy apologies for trans offenses.

FILLER THEATRE: Tom Cruise looks...different.

Wear a #TruvadaWhore T-shirt and it won't be taken ironically.

Newsweek's 30something owners are cheerfully anti-gay, pro-ex-gay.

He doesn't sing in the shower...he performs.

I've personally always found Disney horrifying.

The “Luke & Laura” of homosexual theft.

TO YOUR HEALTH: Obamacare is winning people over.

Rich dude rapes his kids, gets probation. 

President (Jeb) Bush?

OKCupid: “Boycott Firefox.”

Superhot subway cop Guilherme Leão.