Join me on Wednesday, March 6, at Nitehawk Cinema (188 Prospect Park West, Brooklyn, NY) at 8 p.m. for the North American premiere of Madonna and the Breakfast Club, the new docudrama about Madonna's early years in NYC directed by Guy Guido!

I'll be moderating a panel after the screening, which will feature Guy, his amazing Madonna look-alike star Jamie Auld and two subjects from the film — Ed Gilroy and Gary Burke.

It will be a rare opportunity to see an accurate portrayal of Madonna's musical roots, and to hear directly from some of her earliest musical collaborators what she was like when she was Madonna ... but before she was Madonna.

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Trailer after the jump ...

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Also, Madonna says 2019 is the year she starts using reading glasses. Me, too! Though for me, I'm using them (sparingly ... for now) again. I had Lasik six years ago, but that shit does wear off, and as they warned me, you do need reading glasses eventually. Sigh.

We went our own way. (Image via Matthew Rettenmund)

Was thrilled to see my first Lindsey Buckingham concert — and to meet the guitar god — in NYC last night. Full review here.

After the jump, one of my favorites of his songs ...

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If you want to get MLVC60 — my latest labor of love with Anthony Coombs — and Amazon is being a bitch, you may order it here, directly, for $75 FLAT with free shipping anywhere in the world:

Due to the holiday crush, my manufacturer won't promise to process orders (especially in the U.S.; it's faster outside the U.S.) sooner than 20 days, plus shipping time would then be tacked on. I'm sorry, but this is at least a different option. So far, most people have been getting books relatively soon, with New York City a big exception to that rule. So be advised.

Or, the book is apparently in stock and shipping at Barnes & Noble now!

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Easy fix: Just buy the book elsewhere, like Barnes & Noble — it's in!

Amazon has a problem when it comes to print-on-demand books, or at least it has that problem with print-on-demand books from Ingram Spark.

My MLVC60 book with Anthony Coombs just went on sale, but Amazon's link offers the above very deceptive result. From this result, it would appear my book is available, but at $89.80, not the list price of $75.

If you click in, you get another layer of deception. It still appears it's $89.80. But if you squint, you see there are new books at $75.

Finally, when you click on the $75 option, you get the actual book as sold by Amazon — and it is listed as temporarily out of stock. The message does say you can order it and will be notified when it's back in stock, but I can assure you most people have given up by now or ordered it for too much money from secondary sellers.

In reality, a print-on-demand book is never out of stock. But Amazon sticks to this silly message each and every holiday season with my books, and I invariably lose sales. Amazon has replied in the past that it has to do with Ingram Spark, and Ingram Spark has replied that it has to do with Amazon.

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Bottom line, for you or anyone you know you would like to order: If you order at $75 directly from Amazon, it will be shipped relatively soon. Bank on it.

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