ABOVE: Strapping lad.

BELOW: Keep reading for a literally Big Brother contestant, the Sabrina hotties, Cesar Sayoc's stripper roommate, Trump's un-warm wlecome and more ...

Obama remembered his old political rival. (Image via video still)

In July, Meghan McCain was still proud of calling Hillary Clinton “Crooked Hillary,” while referring to Trump as “President Trump,” so don't ask me to shed a tear for her grief, or to cheer her on for her too-little-too-late shading of Trump during her father's over-the-top funeral: 

Meghan McCain: “My father was a great man. He was a great warrior. He was a great American. I admired him for all of these things, but I loved him because he was a great father.”

Watch the emotional tribute, delivered at her father’s funeral: https://t.co/i6KqCPbjVM pic.twitter.com/Y5YohlIsNY

— CNN (@CNN) September 1, 2018

President Obama also seemed to address Trump in his eulogy:

Barack Obama says the best way to honor John McCain is "recognizing that there are some things bigger than party or ambition or money or fame or power" pic.twitter.com/S2QpUqjacU

— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 1, 2018

At the gym for part of the telecast, I overheard the woman next to me tell her trainer George W. Bush was a doofus as he spoke. I wish it were his funeral instead, I muttered. She replied, I'd vote for him at this point, seemingly a dig at Trump. Her trainer raved of W, That guy was always happy! This is the level of discourse at this point — a horrendously bad president who dragged us into a historically devastating war and destroyed the U.S. economy nearly beyond repair is repatriated because he smiles a lot.

Oh, and he loves to pass out candies:

Above: Gettin' it done? More like undone.

Below: Keep reading for a young actor's coming-out video, Zac Efron's bro-love, Madonna in good form, Morrissey's latest gross comments, free Amy Schumer tix and more ...

Above: If you like bearded cuties who show off a lot on Insta, he's your guy.

Below: Keep reading for a porn breakup, the debate over whether 8" is enough or too much, Ellen skewering Eric Trump with a smile and that delicious Trump v. Bannon feud ...

(Video still via ABC)

On The View today, former VP Joe Biden said he is open to running for POTUS in 2020. He would be 78. Bernie Sanders would be 79. And just while we're at it, Hillary would be 73 and Trump would be long dead from his poor diet.

Keep reading to watch Biden address the question, and also to see him consoling Meghan McCain about her dad, his good pal, John McCain's aggressive cancer — the same type that killed his son ...

During an appearance on The View, Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona) laughed heartily when asked if he was scared of Trump now that he has gone after him.

Keep reading for the amusing response ...

#KurtRussell & @GoldieHawn share the secret of their 34-Year relationship at #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/DwKToBatI0 pic.twitter.com/Nx3qID8iRa

— ExtraTV (@extratv) January 9, 2017

GLOBES GOODIES: Goldie Hawn forever! Billy Eichner torches Meghan McCain after Meryl's Trump diss. Dapperest dudes on the carpet.

Jenna Bush humbly apologizes for accidentally calling Hidden Figures, Hidden Fences. I feel bad for her:

WATCH: “If I offended people, I am deeply sorry. It was a mistake… I am not perfect.” @JennaBushHager on Golden Globes red carpet mistake pic.twitter.com/0dOLPHuJCO

— TODAY (@TODAYshow) January 9, 2017

I think we can all agree it would be fun to see these two male athletes do the sex.

Check out this cute twink's lace-up (and lace-down) pants!

Breitbart advertiser boycott heats up.

Utterly enthralling Vanity Fair piece from 2016 on how Meryl Streep became Meryl Streep. Trivia: She replaced Kate Jackson (!) on Kramer vs. Kramer.

(Image via Vanity Fair)

Congratulations Army Secretary Eric Fanning, the first openly gay leader of a US military service. 5 years & we're already running the place

— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) May 18, 2016

Eric Fanning has been confirmed by the Senate as the first out gay Army Secretary.

Activist Sean Strub was unanimously confirmed as mayor in Milford Borough, Pennsylvania.

Meghan McCain claims Hillary Clinton is “truly evil,” will vote Trump, says Hillary “is responsible ... for getting people killed.” Um, your dad is John McCain, hello???

Sanders takes Oregon, a rare closed-primary win for the senator.

Talking Points Memo argues that the Sanders campaign is ginning up his supporters' threatening actions by lying to them: He can't win, it's not rigged, stop pretending.

President Enrique Pena Nieto of Mexico is pushing for country-wide marriage equality there, embracing rainbow imagery.