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Obama remembered his old political rival. (Image via video still)

In July, Meghan McCain was still proud of calling Hillary Clinton “Crooked Hillary,” while referring to Trump as “President Trump,” so don't ask me to shed a tear for her grief, or to cheer her on for her too-little-too-late shading of Trump during her father's over-the-top funeral: 

Meghan McCain: “My father was a great man. He was a great warrior. He was a great American. I admired him for all of these things, but I loved him because he was a great father.”

Watch the emotional tribute, delivered at her father’s funeral: https://t.co/i6KqCPbjVM pic.twitter.com/Y5YohlIsNY

— CNN (@CNN) September 1, 2018

President Obama also seemed to address Trump in his eulogy:

Barack Obama says the best way to honor John McCain is "recognizing that there are some things bigger than party or ambition or money or fame or power" pic.twitter.com/S2QpUqjacU

— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 1, 2018

At the gym for part of the telecast, I overheard the woman next to me tell her trainer George W. Bush was a doofus as he spoke. I wish it were his funeral instead, I muttered. She replied, I'd vote for him at this point, seemingly a dig at Trump. Her trainer raved of W, That guy was always happy! This is the level of discourse at this point — a horrendously bad president who dragged us into a historically devastating war and destroyed the U.S. economy nearly beyond repair is repatriated because he smiles a lot.

Oh, and he loves to pass out candies:

Above: Gettin' it done? More like undone.

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