Megyn doesn't love the idea of visualizing Trump's schlong (Video still via NBC)

Michael Avenatti, the attorney for Stormy Daniels, told Megyn Kelly today that Stormy can describe Trump's genitalia in explicit detail ...

Ok I retweeted this video already but I needed to make my own so I could feel closer to him. I’m gonna take another shower. pic.twitter.com/j3IrhmIqFt

— Sailor Bluto (@Ughfine88) March 13, 2018

Above: I have a weakness for dumbbells.

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Nicole Eggert spoke at length with Megyn Kelly about the abuse she contends she suffered at the hands — literally, saying she was fingered by him at 14 — by her former co-star and friend Scott Baio ...

The look Kelly gives when she's pulling a Black Santa move (Image via NBC)

NBC, just fire this Fox News harpy and be done with it. You made a huge mistake.

On Monday, the struggling daytime host spent minutes of her show trashing Jane Fonda for having the temerity to be taken aback by a ham-handed interview they had in which Kelly awkwardly brought up Fonda's plastic surgery. Fonda bristled then and has joked — joked! — about it recently, leading Kelly to go full Hanoi Jane ...

DLISTED: Meet the Sex Elf. I want him in my stocking.

Above, enjoy the Sex Elf.

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Jane Fonda has been associated with (good) plastic surgery for some time, and now that she's 79, it's certainly a topic people think about when gazing upon her.

However, ramming in a question on a sensitive topic like that when you have a short time with Fonda — and she's sitting next to a co-star, Robert Redford, who in spite of his own surgical adventures was not being asked the same thing — is unprofessional.

That's why Jane snapped at the hapless, hopeless Megyn Kelly ...

Jared Kushner, who has a terrible history with getting details in paperwork right, apparently registered to vote in New York ... as a female.

Not only that, but his registration before that, in New Jersey, logged his gender as UNKNOWN.

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Megyn Kelly is so painfully uncool and inauthentic, which came through loud and clear when she visited The Ellen DeGeneres Show and offered canned quips to promote her new show while Ellen spoke her truth about Trump.

Now, she's put her foot in her mouth while interviewing a gay Will & Grace superfan in front of the cast of the returning series. Oh, Megyn ...