ABOVE: Henry's just hot like that. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Shawn Mendes's bulge, Kid Cudi vs. Kanye West, truckers packed up and more ...

ABOVE: Are you in the Bratt pack?!

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay driver, everyone accused of sexual impropriety, Linda Lavin opens up and more ...

Keep reading for: I'm your biggest Fanzine, Christie dunks on Trump, strippers galore and more ...

ABOVE: Halloween is a time to dress up — or undress up.

BELOW: Keep reading for court cases, gay issues, Sex Education, Dave Chappelle and I Love Lucy ...

ABOVE: And it's for a good cause.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nicki Minaj's testicular concerns, a Parkland Shooting survivor comes out, Dan Levy's queer statement at the Met Gala and more ...

Jesus ate. (Image via video still)

This is unreal. Pastor Stewart Allen-Clark of Missouri is an eyesore, yet feels empowered to preach (literally) that women need to watch out and not “let themselves go” because “the chase ain't never over.”

A clip of his thoughts on how women should look — delivered in slob couture — is going viral.

He says:

ABOVE: People are having way too much fun with the Bernie Sanders Inauguration Day meme.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cheyenne Jackson advertising the goods, Jill Biden flaunting her unity, Michael Flynn's brother and the Capitol riot and more...

ABOVE: Looking good. Let's hope tomorrow is as safe as it is momentous.

BELOW: Laptop Lady arrested, seditionist's mommy can't believe he did anything wrong, Trump's life is about to become a legal living hell and more ...