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This is unreal. Pastor Stewart Allen-Clark of Missouri is an eyesore, yet feels empowered to preach (literally) that women need to watch out and not “let themselves go” because “the chase ain't never over.”

A clip of his thoughts on how women should look — delivered in slob couture — is going viral.

He says:

ABOVE: People are having way too much fun with the Bernie Sanders Inauguration Day meme.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cheyenne Jackson advertising the goods, Jill Biden flaunting her unity, Michael Flynn's brother and the Capitol riot and more...

ABOVE: Looking good. Let's hope tomorrow is as safe as it is momentous.

BELOW: Laptop Lady arrested, seditionist's mommy can't believe he did anything wrong, Trump's life is about to become a legal living hell and more ...

ABOVE: And this woman doubled down on it!

BELOW: Keep reading for the definition of treason (and of stupidity), Melania snubbing Jill, Biden snubbing the Keystone XL pipeline and more ...

ABOVE: Still hard to believe Clarence Clemons died so long ago. Ten years already.

BELOW: Keep reading for Pelosi's plans to impeach and her account of the insurrection, the man arrested for declaring he wanted to execute her on live TV, Rep. Boebert's complicity with the January 6 mob and yes, some non-insurrection news ...

ABOVE: I've had about 800 follows in a single day on my Gr8erDays IG — a huge and welcome surprise, as it's a lot of (fun) work. Join me.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles's style, Trump's possible pardon plot, Nick Robinson nude and more ...

ABOVE: Happy 56th to Kamala!

BELOW: Keep reading for Tyler Posey's sexual encounters with men and dildos, a hot actor coming out, Trump's abysmal campaign and many more  ...

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In an early-morning tweet Friday, Trump and Melania both confirmed they have contracted COVID-19.