ABOVE: Joe Lando, 59, is actually helping Jane Seymour sell scarves like this!

BELOW: Keep reading for Nick Jonas lookin' good in them jeans, Cuomo hit hard, the worst national anthem rendition in recorded history and more ...

ABOVE: That masked man.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Grindr love story, Tuberville indicting Trump with his words, the country's most famous anti-vaxxer de-platformed and more ...

ABOVE: God, LinkedIn has failed me.

BELOW: Keep reading for transphobia in NYC, Lou Dobbs shit-canned, Ben Sasses the GOP, don't try it with Hakeem and more ...

ABOVE: History-making swearing-in.

BELOW: Keep reading for a closeted frat guy coming out, Biden's very busy first two weeks, some Golden Globes shockers and more ...

ABOVE: He was sexy on Lost in Space, but sexier as Zorro. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot weatherman, a dead Trump doc, the armed and dangerous Republican from North Carolina, Biden facing impeachment on Day 1 (ha!) and more ...

ABOVE: Still hard to believe Clarence Clemons died so long ago. Ten years already.

BELOW: Keep reading for Pelosi's plans to impeach and her account of the insurrection, the man arrested for declaring he wanted to execute her on live TV, Rep. Boebert's complicity with the January 6 mob and yes, some non-insurrection news ...

Historian of coups and right-wing authoritarians here. If there are not severe consequences for every lawmaker & Trump govt official who backed this, every member of the Capitol Police who collaborated with them, this "strategy of disruption" will escalate in 2021

— Ruth Ben-Ghiat (@ruthbenghiat) January 7, 2021

ABOVE: She is right. I remain hopeful that the insurrectionists will be brought to justice.

BELOW: Keep reading for all the latest, especially regarding the insurrectionist coup attempt on Wednesday ...

Pic from an earlier cruise, possibly pre-pandemic (Image via Trip Advisor)

The Delice Party Cruise — apparently a gay party boat — sank off Puerto Vallarta on New Year's Eve.

The vessel sank slowly, according to one gay patron (who flew in a pandemic from Chicago to Puerto Vallarta to ride on a packed party ship, so, yeah), and reports state that none of the 60 or so people involved were injured, let alone drowned.