Jussie is laughing at the police over this one. (GIF via GIPHY)
Jussie Smollett, who has maintained he was innocent of staging that hate-crime attack against himself all along, won't have to prove it — Chicago will not prosecute him for the crime after all.
Why?
Says the judge. (GIF via GIPHY)
Trump's personal lawyer, his trusted and once-loyal fixer, Michael Cohen, pulled three years' hard time at his sentencing hearing today:
ABOVE: End of the world, indeed.
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I'm not saying Michael Avenatti can't be guilty of domestic violence, but the story — coming initially from TMZ tonight — is not adding up so far.
TMZ, run by Harvey Levin, a Trump crony, at first reported that Avenatti had been arrested on suspicion of felony assault, and that the alleged victim was his ex-wife. Later, TMZ had to recant that materially important part of the story when the ex-wife stated unequivocally that that part of the story had been fabricated, that she was nowhere near the scene of the alleged crime and that, furthermore, she didn't believe Avenatti would be violent with a woman.
Now, Avenatti has bailed out and given a brief press conference, at which he has calmly but emphatically proclaimed he is innocent and that he will be vindicated.
As that was happening, right-wing douchebag Jacob Wohl — implicated in a plot to discredit Robert Mueller over sexual impropriety claims — has taken credit for the Avenatti bust.
This has the earmarks of a bogus claim. If there is credible evidence he did wrong, we'll know soon enough and it should be pursued as it would be with any other alleged assailant.
Avenatti's overnight denial:
I want to be clear: I DID NOT commit domestic violence nor have I ever committed domestic violence. I did not strike any woman nor have I ever. I did not strike my ex-wife in the face nor did I hit anyone else in the face. I am a decent man & I look forward to being exonerated.
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) November 15, 2018
A new allegation of sexual misconduct has been made against Brett Kavanaugh, dating back to his college years. "This is a serious, disturbing, and credible allegation, and should be fully investigated,” Senator Mazie Hirono said. https://t.co/Cuy2JvZUl8
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) September 24, 2018
In a New Yorker piece by Ronan Farrow and Jane Mayer — who do not do political hit pieces and are serious journalists — a Yale classmate of SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh has come forward with her own story of sexual abuse ...
ABOVE: For him, a chill Sunday. For us, time to overheat.
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Columbus, Ohio, cops arrested Stormy Daniels — who is currently involved in a high-profile lawsuit with the corrupt POTUS, Donald Trump — fon Wednesday for allegedly allowing herself to be touched by a patron at Sirens, a strip club.
Yep, that's it.
The notes on the charge read:
