ABOVE: Classic shot of Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota) eyeing Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas).

BELOW: Michael B. Jordan and Noah Centineo show off their bodies, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) has his racist vendetta against a top Biden nominee exposed, Rosie O'Donnell spills on Madonna's biopic and more ...

ABOVE: An example of the type of photo posted by Saverio Pescucci on a roommate-seeking service. It ... didn't go the way he expected. (Or did it?)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Biden's racial justice plans, Nikki Haley's laughable admonition for us all to move on already and more ...

ABOVE: Daddy of your dreams Ed Harris was born on this day. More if you follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tyler Posey's bare ass, an Adonis Lounge cover stud, Trump losing even worse, Michael B. Jordan branching out into OnlyFans, the annual Steve Grand calendar is (almost) here and more ...

ABOVE: Nyle DiMarco, on top of being hot, has also remade Ariana Grande's latest music video in ASL.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Mark Fisher Fitness tragedy, Howard Schultz gets heckled and more ...

ABOVE: He says he's The Only Steven, and I have no reason to doubt it.

BELOW: Keep reading for manspreading, Streisand's musical attack on Trump, that hot Creed II poster, Russell Tovey on playing it gay and playing it straight, and much, more ...

Above: That'll do it!

Below: Keep reading for Michael B. Jordan looking insanely hot and so much more...