39 posts categorized "MICHAEL COHEN"
BELOW: Keep reading for thigh masters of the tennis universe, Trump's efforts to get Black people to skip voting, delicious video of Trump's ex-campaign manager (and current advisor!) being tackled by cops and more ...
ABOVE: It's a look. And if you like him, you'll like this thicc one, too.
But if you think that diminishes my pleasure in writing that he has a new tell-all book out, one that seemingly confirms the pee-pee tape, you must be takin' the piss outta me.
From the foreword to Disloyal: A Memoir:
When Trump wanted to reach Russian President Vladimir Putin, via a secret back channel, I was tasked with making the connection in my Keystone Kop fashion. I stiffed contractors on his behalf, ripped off his business partners, lied to his wife Melania to hide his sexual infidelities, and bullied and screamed at anyone who threatened Trump’s path to power. From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump’s clandestine lovers, I wasn’t just a witness to the president’s rise—I was an active and eager participant.
Should you care to buy it, it's here.
ABOVE: Why I hate when Stonewall is called the birth of the modern gay-rights movement.
ABOVE: Ain't Shawn Mendes the pits? Pssst: Watch his scorching-hot video here.