ABOVE: How it's going.

BELOW: Keep reading for a crazy Christian, Trump flashing titties in a funereal setting, Sharon Osbourne's apology, the history of Piers Morgan's obsession with Meghan Markle and more ...

ABOVE: Vitor Cavalcante is a Brazilian English student living in NYC. What's Portuguese for  ?

BELOW: Keep reading for thigh masters of the tennis universe, Trump's efforts to get Black people to skip voting, delicious video of Trump's ex-campaign manager (and current advisor!) being tackled by cops and more ...

ABOVE: It's a look. And if you like him, you'll like this thicc one, too.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kamala & Barack talk Joe, Aaron Carter does porn, Trump's campaign going broke, Duterte pardons murderer of trans woman and more ...

This is where we are in American history — a failed president's jailed/released/jailed fixer is cutting ads begging people to realize he hates the little guy and thinks we are all gullible.

You don't have to like him ... good! I don't. But he's right.

Extraordinary:

Look, Michael Cohen is a bad person, who did bad things. He got caught, which is probably why he isn't still Team Trump to this day.

But if you think that diminishes my pleasure in writing that he has a new tell-all book out, one that seemingly confirms the pee-pee tape, you must be takin' the piss outta me.

From the foreword to Disloyal: A Memoir:

When Trump wanted to reach Russian President Vladimir Putin, via a secret back channel, I was tasked with making the connection in my Keystone Kop fashion. I stiffed contractors on his behalf, ripped off his business partners, lied to his wife Melania to hide his sexual infidelities, and bullied and screamed at anyone who threatened Trump’s path to power. From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump’s clandestine lovers, I wasn’t just a witness to the president’s rise—I was an active and eager participant.

Should you care to buy it, it's here.

 

ABOVE: Why I hate when Stonewall is called the birth of the modern gay-rights movement.

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ABOVE: Ain't Shawn Mendes the pits? Pssst: Watch his scorching-hot video here.

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Michael Cohen's testimony before Congress is searing and filled with details. Don't miss it. Click here to watch live.

She's on-point:

“Who’s man is this?”

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— Bakari Sellers (@Bakari_Sellers) February 27, 2019