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Elvis Presley's only child, Lisa Marie Presley — a singer in her own right and, with mom Priscilla, a keeper of his flame — has died at 54 following a major cardiac event at her Calabasas, California, home.

Presley was at the Golden Globes on Tuesday night.

I don't know if her past substance-abuse issues or some other issue will wind up being determinative, but her grandmother and father both died in their 40s of heart attacks. Presley looked ghastly at the Globes, rail-thin and unsteady.

Sad life, one of the ultimate cases of how money can't buy happiness.

Full obit here.

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