ABOVE: An influencer who can get you going without showing the body. (He does that, too.)

BELOW: Keep reading for Jake Picking's abs, Trump's coronavirus-ridden valet, why those anti-vaxxer videos you're sharing make you look stupid and more ...

ABOVE: I always appreciate an open-drawers policy.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked leading man, Melania Trump getting her sorry ass booed and more ...

ABOVE: Up your nose with a rubber hose.

BELOW: Alex Pettyfer's butt and a buncha other stuff ...

ABOVE: Either or both! Netflix or chill.

BELOW: Keep reading for Brandon's hot pits, Jussie fallout, Michelle's achievement and more ...

ABOVE: Wood morning!

BELOW: Keep reading for Armie dreaming, an X-rated Perry Mason glimpse, the only out footballer in Africa and more ...

ABOVE: Many hot items are half off!

BELOW: Gay Disney character, Aaron Schock value, the actress has learned the lines and more ...

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I'm sick of H.W.'s lionizing funeral proceedings, too, and couldn't care less about his service dog or Bob Dole. But this video of Hillary refusing to so much as glance at the Trumps makes me happy ...

ABOVE: Why not Flaunt it if you've got it? Plus, K.J. Apa's gay kiss here.

BELOW: Keep reading for an update on the devastating Camp Fire, a hot naked German guy, Michelle Obama terrorized by Ellen DeGeneres, an Elton John tearjerker and more ...