ABOVE: Portis Wasp's takes on art and image never fail to sting.

BELOW: Keep reading for Buttigieg on Pence, Miss Fame's tears, a hot stripper enters the army, Dionne Warwick on gay rights, Nancy Pelosi embraces her Patron Saint of Shade mantle and more ...

ABOVE: Matthew Camp, who arrived some time ago, has arrived again!

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy TV, a new gay movie, Trump sucking up to Kim Jong Un, that Madonna movie and more ...

ABOVE: Happy should've-turned-88 to James Dean.

BELOW: Jeff Bezos's dick-pic controversy, Cindy McCain's racist lie and more ...

I will always speak truth to power. #unapologeticallyMe

— Rashida Tlaib (@RashidaTlaib) January 4, 2019

This is rich.

Incoming Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Michigan) told a cheering crowd the Democrats' mission in '19 is to “go in there and impeach the motherfucker” — and now conservatives, who voted for the crude-talking pussy-grabber, are aghast that a lady dropped the F-bomb.

The cognitive dissonance is amazing. But to put it in terms they understand, fuck the fuck off.

ABOVE: Richie Rose is the Aquaria of beefcake.

BELOW: Mike Hot-Pence's thighs need to be probed, trans murders spiking, gay surprise in Michigan and more ...

ABOVE: Keith's best shot yet.

BELOW: Slava's XXX files, Facebook opened your private messages for Netflix to read, the not-supposed-to-be-so-secret life of black gay men, remembering Penny Marshall and more ...

ABOVE: Like it? It was half off.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tribute to hairy men, a prominent Kavanaugh conspiracy theory shot to hell, Trump victim-blames Ford (and her parents), a gay old time in Atlanta, doggy daddies, some Designing Women reboot dish and much, much more ...

Miss Michigan did not miss a chance to ding her state's GOP last night! (Image via video still)

My ex used to be pageant-obsessed, and I enjoyed them, too — but always with some embarrassment, as they seemed to represent so much conservatism.

That may be changing.

First, we had contestants spanking Trump in their answers in 2017: