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ABOVE: NYC views.

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ABOVE: That color suits him.

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ABOVE: Two of AJ's other queens.

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ABOVE: The deep end.

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Kevin's friend Michelle circulated this image far and wide. (Image via Michelle Myers)

On Christmas Eve, 25-year-old Kevin Bacon (no relation to the actor) told his friend and roommate Michelle Myers he'd met a guy on Grindr and was heading out to hang with him.

Coming from my neck of the woods — I'm from Flushing, Michigan, he lived in neighboring Swartz Creek — he probably never dreamed his life was about to end. Things like that don't happen in smalltown Michigan. He wasn't looking to tempt fate, he was just looking for what we are all looking for — something to make life sweeter for a while.

Bacon met up with Mark Latunski, 50, of Morrice, Michigan (pictured, inset), and then disappeared. His car was found in the lot of a Family Dollar store. Inside it, the clothes he'd been wearing, his money, his cellphone and more.

Dylan it (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Check out Socialite Life for your daily Insta-boner.

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ABOVE: Meshin' around.

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