ABOVE: Like it? It was half off.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tribute to hairy men, a prominent Kavanaugh conspiracy theory shot to hell, Trump victim-blames Ford (and her parents), a gay old time in Atlanta, doggy daddies, some Designing Women reboot dish and much, much more ...

Miss Michigan did not miss a chance to ding her state's GOP last night! (Image via video still)

My ex used to be pageant-obsessed, and I enjoyed them, too — but always with some embarrassment, as they seemed to represent so much conservatism.

That may be changing.

First, we had contestants spanking Trump in their answers in 2017:

ABOVE: A picture is worth a thousand bucks a night.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy naked actors, In-N-Out goes full Chick-Fil-A, conversion therapy foe goes weak, Aretha Franklin's so-called homegoing went well, The Voice goes silent, and much more ...

Above: If you like everything bigger (including the caboose), you need to get acquainted with Steve Raider.

Below: Keep reading for desert abs, Lea DeLaria's horny autumn years, a tribute to Shane, Gus Kenworthy's big achievement, a disgusting Friends story, and more ...

Above: Looks like diet guru and model David Laid has got it allll figured out.

Below: Keep reading for a STUNNING naked model, Joanne the Scammer without any clothes (no, you DO want to), the lesbian parents denied health care for their baby, Donald Trump's lame fake phone call, and more ...

(Video still via The View)

Betsy DeVos is a completely empty suit, and her interview with 60 Minutes is going viral for its proof of that fact. Watching how completely stumped she is by very easy questions — questions she had to know would be coming — is infuriating ...

Above: All of 'em, and Gronk, too.

Below: Keep reading for a porn star charged with murder, Michigan guv's anti-gay appointee, Costa Rica's anti-gay prez contender (he's winning), Joe Jonas gets THICK, gay model talks #MeToo, Trump Jr. gives away the game, Timberlake's lame Prince salute, Speedo freaks, Kylie's dream, Gowdy bails on Trump, and SNL hoots ...