ABOVE: Michael Mancini fever was real.

BELOW: Keep reading for the cum dump-turned-lawyer, Jinkx hits Broadway, Santos's connection to a contract killer ...

ABOVE: Maybe it really was just Adam & Adam?

BELOW: Keep reading for Dolly in the Rock Hall of Fame, Kyrie and Kanye hating Jews more each day, Billy Porter on breaking into music and more ...

(Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Dan's the man!

BELOW: Keep reading for an impassioned pro-queer speech, Dolly's touring announcement and more ...

ABOVE: Some fur for you.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot horror, a hate criminal on the loose, Italian fears and more ...

ABOVE: Life's a beach.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trevante Rhodes in his underwear, the Republican judge who fudged the law for Trump, when Karens turn into lynch mobs and more ...

ABOVE: All hail the unfairly maligned Bond.

BELOW: Keep reading for a remembrance of Sylvester, Dr. Oz's latest low blow, when Elvis's pelvis erupted ...

ABOVE: Gene Kelly's butt, though.

Bonus pirate look from Gene. (Image via MGM)

BELOW: Keep reading for the GOPer who is pro-murder, Ron Johnson waffling on gay marriage (because SCOTUS would NEVER repeal it) and more ...

ABOVE: The late, great Patrick Swayze and his pubes.

BELOW: Tevin Campbell and A League of Their Own come out as gay, Harriet Hageman's already lying and more ...