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ABOVE: A group of teachers dressed up and acted like students to humorously point out common rules violations. And, uh, the guy illustrating “pull your pants up” ... just sayin'.

BELOW: Keep reading for the dirtiest auction ever, the naked truth about Fellow Travelers and more ...

ABOVE: Sadly, Accidental Bear is going away. (Except on IG.)

BELOW: Keep reading for a prize-winning keister, wanting a free Palestine without eradicating Israel, Argentinean Trump LOSES (so far) and more ...

ABOVE: Early nearly-nude scene starring George Raft. More here.

BELOW: The '80s are coming back, Biden joins picket line, the WGA strike is over and more ...

ABOVE: Designs on him.

BELOW: Boy Troye, fake gay allies exposed, Menendez crumbling and more ...

ABOVE: Mark's butt, tho.

BELOW: Keep reading for more butts (you're welcome), the Menendez scandal (the new one), Biden to Michigan and more ...

ABOVE: Who knew Ed Begley's got the goods?! More here.

Bonus hotness (Image by Matthew Rettenmund — more here)

BELOW: Keep reading for mayhem in Michigan, Paxton acquitted, Russell Brand accused and more ...

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ABOVE: My Boy Culture: Generation X poster art revealed. Can't wait for this to be out.

BELOW: Man murdered for defending non-binary pal, vintage butt, anti-trans salon owner feels the heat and more ...

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ABOVE: This weekend was Ben Casey star Vince Edwards's birth anniversary. Hot 'n' hairy, and he posed nude.

BELOW: A high-profile gay divorce, a sexy MF who is fucked and more ...